Just too good to be true

So, do you have a gf yet?

I said nope.

Why no gf yet??

Then i said……

Ummm…No money??

Ummm….Can’t Find Miss Right nor met her yet?

Ummmm…I have a sucky car??

Ummm…Unlucky?

Ummm….Not been finding??

Ummmm…No time for relationships??

Ummm…I suck in Relationships?

Ummm…I make a bad boyfriend

Ummm….I’m Shy??

UMmm…Waiting for u to introduce to me..(I think this is the
part the girl says, I don’t know anymore girls who are still single though,
mostly all taken already. This is what guys says, F U MAN!!May the best man
wins!! Fair enough answer I suppose)LOSERS DON’T DESERVE A WOMAN OF THEIR LIKING..

So hmm, why pop the question anyway..haha..

Ummm…NOBODY WANTS
ME!!!

Umm….Want to make money first, girlfriend later??

Ummm…Studying??WAnt to concentrate on my studies

Ummmm….Penang is pretty small, its quite difficult to
find the girls of my liking..

Ummm….Penang lack girls?

Umm…Hurted by the past??

Ummm….I’ve got a bad temper (Definitely states why no gf?)

Ummm….I AM SO BUSY!!!(Yeah have time for lots of supper, and
lots of clubbing and lots of snooker and lots of movie times, and lots of time
for everything else but relationships)

Ummm….LOSER?? (OUCH!!)

 

The many reasons i had to simply come up with just for
the sake of saying something since this question has been posted up to
me averagedly unaccountable.

So, before i go on any further, i’d have to thank all of you who is concerned with my status.

They say, a friend will ask and be concerned whether u have a gf or not, but a GOOD and BETTER FRIEND will go one step further to introduce girls of which hopefully one day, the magic might happen and i may have met that special special one..

Then comes the best answer for many ppl who cover
themselves, giving them lots of hope, FUN, and the best thing that has ever
happened to them.

I AM HAPPILY SINGLE!!!Notice how the word happily comes in
somehow.

So, i came up with "perfect" answers because i’d always like the person who posts such questions to answer back my narrow-mindedness of having a gf that i require materialistic things in order to have them(oops  i mean her, my miss right)

So, the list goes on to answer this common question of “WHY NO GF YET?”.

This does not apply to players who wants
more than one relationship hiding the other one, and for those of course who
are already in a relationship.

Its Mainly popped out to guys who are still single
and moving on year by year getting older and older without a relationship to a
female companion.

Definitely the answers are not very positive but rather
enjoyable to hear the person who popped the question reply back thinking i really made up some stupid excuse of not having a gf.

 

So WHY NO GF YET??

Well I’m just waiting for one of this days to come for me
to attend ONE OF THIS!!!

Speed Dating…..TO be exact!!In Malaysia, THE MCA CUPID CLUB..

There u go..more hope for us guys to
meet the love of our life at a later stage of our life…Nothing to worry…WEll, they say some are not that fortunate to experience romance.

 AS for this event,FATE or NOT??FATED LA>>Meet in the same event.

 

Without noticing, i found out that my blog has not expanded alot on other issues which i have only covered only girls, cars, and clubs so far. So this column is going to be something different.

The following is feedback i got when i tried inviting some ppl to a long journey. Here it goes….

TIRED MAN!!SORRY MAN!!

LAZY TO WAKE UP!!

NEXT YEAR GOT RITE? NEXT YEAR LA!!

CLUBBING BETTER MAN!!

DRIVE SURE CAN!!!WALK ARR?? WALK YOURSELF LA!!

WHO GOING??GOT GIRLS ARRR??

MAN I CAN’T WAKE UP FOR THIS!!ITS FREAKING TOO EARLY!!

 I WOULD LUV TO JOIN BUT I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO WAKE UP (best
answer)

So u’re definitely asking yourself whats the above all
about???
Its definitely not a clubbing night out, nor SHOW how “HURTED”(requiring
sympathy) I got rejected in my attempts to ask something (which I will share
with u soon).

 

U see, come 30^th
July 2006, I will be attempting a marathon race that stretches 22.3
Kilometres. Supposedly to complete it by 3 hours or else u will not receive a
certificate for completing the race. Well, I know I have not trained myself
enough to complete the race within the stipulated time, but I just wanted to
have a good time.

 

My Mission: To
walk on Penang bridge
for the first time!!

 

Now you know
rite..Yes it is..The Penang Bridge Marathon Race

 

So, I had to find
some people to join me because i always luv company but gave up my search later due to the above reasons. Hey no harm
ok fellars, I’m just writing a blog. I’m perfectly fine, no pressure here
seriously and not “hurted” in whatever ways and dun mean to cause any harm in whatever way to other ppl as well. Just enjoy reading it for the fun of it.

Better make that clear..nanti will be talking at mamak stall..very susah for me..

Well The funny thing is, I
found more participation from the girls in such a run compared to the guys.
GIRLS ATTEMPTING TO DO THE SWEATY RACE, AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GUYS??? Oh well,
its not that I would be having a good time with the girls since they would
start the race at a later time. So, I decided it was either run together with
the guys or a lonely path up and down Penang Bridge.

 

 

 

It was THE Single Path i chose(The path not taken)…

 

Some will say, find a gf man!! Well guess this is one of the
times when u just need a close companion to back up and do things together
which I must admit…. Not that I am regretting at the moment!!(That is if yer gf
does not mind joining u do this kind of stuff. There u go, one of the things
I’d like to see in my future companion, a participative women.)

 

That’s all. Its me and the bridge come July 30^th.
HERE I COME!!!

CLUBBBINNGGG!!!!I LETS GO CLUBBING!! 

A Party girl tells me.

Not that i could do anything because i didn’t know what she meant…Before that i knew something was up..

Unlike any other day that i have met this girl, this particular day was different. She was all hot and sexy. Perfect Make-up, Perfect Shoes, Perfect dress. In short, just PERFECT!! She was Dressed up FOR a wild and enjoyable day and expects nothing less.

She was equipped with her digital camera which was able to take more than 100 photos of her ownself with her self-skilled take your own picture.

So, I like any normal males would have definitely sensed that she was really up for a big amount of attention/attraction/affection/a/a/a/a/a(bad vocabulary). Sadly, unlike any normal males, of all the A’s that i knew, i couldn sense what clubbing was still all about.

To me at that moment, definitely clubbing to her would definitely cover up all the A’s issue that i pretty much mentioned.

So a few days ago, i had a chat with some of my close friends on what clubbing was all about.

They told me there got lots of HOT CHICKS!!! The places in Penang to find this HOT CHICKS are GLO, SS, CHILL OUT, FLICK, SOHO, etc..STarts around 1030 to 3am.

Funny names to store some CHICKS and to go there at such a time is really out of this world. I hear that’s why all the guys go there which is for the CHICKS??  

Must be really hungry.

NO WONDER WE HAVE SO MANY MAMAK STALLS AROUND..ICIC..

Not so happy with the answers i got, i decided to go GOOGLING and check out what CLUBBING was all about..(hahaha, too much bullshit yet)

Guess what i found..Click on the links and u’ll know…Benefits as follows: -
(Good for office use when one is bored)
(Good for those who cannot resist the urge of going there)
(Good for those who don’t know what clubbing is all about like me)

Dancing Girls Part 1

Dancing Girls Part 2

So Clubbing is about sexy hot girls on stage dancing with water(supposedly to create wet dreams for men), add some ice(to cool down the wet dreams of men), not enuf add alcohol(burn mens wet dreams)..

Guess i know now what party girl was dressed up for..ALL that PERFECTNESS for all of dat and not for me sadly…*OUCH*!!

I’ll definitely have to pay GLO a visit one of this days.

So, hmm here i am again. I did not drink the alcohol together with the durian because i don’t want to be the next guy to be heard dead for doing such an act! TO DIE BECAUSE OF ALCOHOL AND DURIAN CONSUMED TOGETHER!! AS you know DURIANS  in penang comes during this season. So, to die of such an act about this time can cause ppl tosay something like "HEY THAT GUY SOMETHING GIN DIED AROUND THIS TIME, something about TRYING OUT DURIANS TOGETHER WITH ALCOHOL. What a DUMBASS!!!"

So since, i’m rather still alive and blogging away which hmm may annoy some ppl i know because friendsters sends out e-mails notifying ppl that i have updated my blog(what an amazing way to get one blog to be popular)…i’ve decided to annoy more ppl with another post. Popular or not, we shall see..

Coming to popularity, just a while ago i was chatting with a friend called Des. Sounds sexy enuf to u girls??(If u want to know this guy, just let me know ok) I’m just giving him a sexy name something like NEO. (Gosh i AM SUCH A NERD TO TALK ABOUT NEO ALL DA TIME, HELLLLPPPPPPPP!!!). sO, All of a sudden, something came to my mind that i was actually quite a kaypo trying to korek something out from him which he hinted me to try which i would share soon. Not smart enuf in my kaypo skills, i decided to go one step further.

GOOGLING!!! and guess what i found.

PENANGS MOST FAMOUS KAYPO CORNER WEBSITE!!

IT STILL EXISTS!!!NOT ONLY THAT, ppl or shud i say naughty students still do posts up things up there in the website. I thought this website died when i was back in high school.

For those of you who don’t know, THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE ALL THE GOSSIPS COME ABOUT!! There is just so much to read back in those days. All da famous kids in penang gets gossiped about.

SIgh oh well, back then and now, i wasn’t famous enuf to enter as a topic in such a website. SAD or not, better not be a topic!!I REALLY MEAN IT!! DONT try to be silly and make yourself be a topic!!

BUT,

SHOOOOSHHH!!Be quiet…*I’m not sure whether i’ve participated in one of these before* hehehehe…

SO what do i mean here by participate??

WEll, u can write things like "WHO’S THE MYSTERY "LADY" THAT DES ADORES", OR "WHO’S THAT GIRL "DES" WENT OUT WITH?" OR "HOW MANY GF’S DID DES HAVE?" OR "IS DES STILL VIRGIN SINGLE??"

it just keeps going on and on…Well i think most of u are just too old for it anymore..WELL I’M NOT!!!hahahaha..i was joking seriously..

So, to my opinion, this website would have been great if used properly to inform folks on the latest happenings of penang to help and find ways to improve Penang as well. Sadly, its been used for the wrong purpose like any other things in Malaysia. REAL SAD!!

"Nampaknya vision 2020 susah dicapai. Kita ada facility yang teradvanced di dunia tapi 3rd world mentality. MALAYSIA OH MALAYSIA………."
Bagaimana nak  achieve vision 2020 kalau gin’s BM pun macam tahi. malaysia oh malaysia….

Ahhhh…so its been about 2 weeks since my last post about durians. SO SORRY! Most of u must be dissapointed that i have not written anything then. WEll, sorry to upset  THE MANY FANS of this blog that i have not written something. Maybe i’m being a little  "TOO THICK SKIN on the whole  MANY FANS thing". Sorry to upset A FEW of my VIEWERS. (still too thick skin??). OK lAH… HEY my blog can’t be dat bad ain’t it.

I’m hoping that by having my blog in friendsters, i would at least see 271 FANS RITE!!!(GOSH I’M REALLY OVER TOO THICK SKIN, MUST BE THE DURIAN EFFECT!!)..

Well since friendsters is rather popular visited, i’m sure u’d get updated with my blog as well…. so there shudn’t be a reason for not checking out my blog unless ok…ITS REALLY DAT BORING (which should not be)!!!

WAHHH, LANSINESS EVEN CAME IN…I SHALL NOT WRITE ANY FURTHER..TORNS ARE GROWING HERE ALREADY!!

Ok, actually i want to write somemore..I’ll just write in the next blog.. Future posts coming yer way.

271 FANS i expect!!OK I’M OVER OVER DOING IT!!I’M GOING TO DRINK SOME ALCOHOL TOGETHER WITH DURIANS TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!

when i say "FANS" , I DUN MEAN "KIPAS"

DURIANS!! Now is the time of the season, that most of us durians fanatics will get our face, nose, mouth, hands, sometimes the ears all messy. Eating this fruit can sometimes be superly messy.

-
I GOTTA ADMIT I’M A MESSY DURIAN EATER!!

For those of you who don’t know

WHAT DO YOU MEAN U DON’T KNOW!!

I think most Malaysians should know or else you could be termed as "katak di bawah tempurung".HAHA i’m just practicing my melayu once awhile.

fORGET ALL THAT, LETS JUST PRETEND THAT U KNOW ABOUT OUR LOCAL "KING OF THE FRUIT" (i ASSUME its  called the king of fruits because its the only fruits you can use to open a hard shelled fruit lets say COCONUT!!). We luv durians. WE Luv the smell, we luv the so many different types of taste that every different kind of durian is able to give us, we luv the durians because we can use it as a weapon for protection. we luv durians because we sometimes luv giving weird names to certain durians like prawn durians, or dolly parton durians, or some kind of code (i really can’t remember, let me take a guess D-42??)i LUV DURIANS BECAUSE  i would open NOT ONE NOT TWO BUT MANY MANY durians with a stick by sticking it up its ASS!!!

As for me, i just luvv durians when they just look so clean, perfect flesh, smooth skin, REALLY REALLY YELLOW, AND NICE & SWEET!!

SO I REALLY ENJOY DURIANS, WHAT I DUN ENJOY IS THE HARMNESS OF WHAT DURIANS CAN HAPPEN TO SOME PEOPLE??

Besides the difficulty to open durians sometimes involving my very own precious skin and blood. (VERY LOU BEH IN OPENING DURIANS OK, I KNOW), WHERE got any more harm??

What i don’t believe is that People with high blood pressure or pregnant women are traditionally advised not to consume durian.Another common local belief is that the durian is harmful when eaten along with alcoholic beverages. IS THIS TRUE!!!

sO, any scientists around or any biotech students or doctors(not the doctors in business or economics or watever field but just the true doctors that cure sickness) in my friendsters list??can somebody actually tell me in a more scientific term that this is so so so true!!!

gtg now..no time for durians anymore..going to eat proper food..

WORLD CUP!!WAhhh where all this beauty queen come from.

They
are all just so into FOOTBALL!!Taking photographs with a ball on their hand
wearing some sexy skin tight germany shirt or in some Portugal
shirt whichever is their favourite team for now. Lets not forget France
as well. What happened to brazil? What happened to England?
What happened to Netherlands?
What happened to Sweden?
Sigh, just support the whatever coming winning team la sekarang. You beauty queen apa? Miss Mamak, Miss apa state, Miss lelong?, Miss pesta. Am i missing something?? There are just so many titles of miss miss miss and they’re coming out all over the newspaper supporting some kind of team in the world cup. ITs really just a trend that all these miss luvs some kind of team in the world.

 WELL, I feel the world cup is just over-commercialize and I mean
really really over commercialized which really made world cup not so nice to be
watched this time around besides looking at peter crouch doing some weird dance move. 

CAN SOMEONE TELL HIM ITS WORLD CUP NOT MTV WADE ROBSON PROJECT!!

STEP 1

STEP 2

STEP 3

STEP 4

IF you can’t play football, might as well dance rite Crouch!!Man, they even had steps in how to do it?? England Trend for future goals?

DEFINITELY NOT!!

As you can see, none of his team mates joined him to do his robot dance.Dumb or Fun? U get the idea…

MY VIEW ON WORLD CUP 2006

I luv watching football but this world cup is not
enjoyable at all. This world cup has simply been about proving that girls enjoy
the game as much as men. Isn’t it just hot and so sudden that so many
beauty queens are all just so interested in football. Can’t live without
football. Knowing about the game and players more then men. Newspapers all
covered with interviews of gorgeous women who are all just so into football.
Bet after world cup dies off, when the whole football season is over, nobody
would even talk about their favourite country to win. Publicity is really over using the sport and killing it at the same time. I’ve not seen women so crazy over football in previous world cups. why now? I figured it as a trend grown by our very own publicity.

This is the first world cup that i find it not as beautiful as some people may think it is. I don’t actually see any world class football in any game. Nothing  that exciting to see nor miss. No really great players in this world cup.

 

So, lately i’ve received plenty of shame fame shame fame from my previous blog. Hurted or not is not important. Whats important is that all of a sudden i did not keep-up to my blog like many many famous blogger writers like boss stewie from leng mou. One famous writer that i know of for now. I would say something like i was too busy with other things(undescribed) but seriously, if i really did allocate time to write something over here every day, surely this blog would be updated. But i didn’t, i think busy with other things seems to be a better answer to cover up my hopefully undetected laziness to blog*(giving readers something to read since seeing pictures seems so easy since the gallery function was introduced)*.

Anyway SUPERMAN has given me the inspiration to blog further today. Many thanks to him.

 
So this column is not about how bad and
inconsistent I am in writing my blog.

Yesterday, two friends managed to watch a movie together
with me. Shall not say who. Everyone was pretty much busy with not sure what.
Most of them simply couldn’t attend because of work the next day which require
them to sleep early and get up early as well. So at the end, I managed to find
two friends who couldn wait till the weekends to watch because oh well, we had
to see Superman fly. Superman was like gone from our lives for like 10 years I
think. I just had to enjoy and see what tricks he can do with his brand new red
underwear and skin tight fitting suit which was way tighter than Kate
Beckinsales underworld movie suit. A superman in a hot suit this time will get the girls enjoying something. So, i was willing to trade 10 years of Superman dissapearance with my sleep.

AND THERE WE WERE!!WE WATCHED SUPERMAN FLY!WE WATCHED
SUPERMAN FLY FLY FLY FLY FLY FLY!!THERE IS JUST NO END ISN’T IT. HIS A BIG BIG
BIRD IN A SMALL SMALL WORLD. SUPERMAN IS SUCH A LIAR!ALL MEN ARE BIG TIME LIARS.

 

I really enjoyed the movie. I am quite a superman fan.

NERD TALK TIME

Although they did show how great his flying skill was,
I feel NEO in the matrix can actually fly much much faster than he can.
Look at the picture below. He literally took the whole

new
  york

together with him. Superman only makes paper
fly. But oh well, superman did not want other people to get hurt like neo did
who did not care about anything else than his oh well TRINITY!!SELFISH
FELLAR!!What guys do for their girl and neglect the rest of the world?PLAIN
SELFISH NEO!!!Well, not to be blamed, there were nobody around at that time but
the agent going after him.I’m  a Matrix Fan as well.

NERD TALK ENDS

Well I think that’s how much I can share with you guys.
Better watch it for yourself. It’s a 2 hour 30 minutes show. Overall, christopher reeve would have been really proud with the movie produced. It really made Superman, SUPER!!

Why we need superman in this world?(lois couldn answer)
I will answer it for you LOIS try this….

1. To show that HE can impress women  better than ordinary men because he has extraordinary super powers
2. To create a trend that wearing red underpants on the outisde is cool
3. To create a trend for small kids to twirl our hair at the fringe to have the SUPER look
4. Lets start wearing knee high boots(for the guys, lets do away with sebatu shoes, sports shoes, slippers, etc.. They ain’t cool!)
5. He could be the most Superb Playboy the world has ever seen.

sigh..Lois u dissapoint me despite all the editorial skills.

 

LAst but not least, no matter what it is a good show to watch with yer own superman. THUMBS UP(cap
tangan)!!