Just too good to be true

I’VE HAD IT!!..

I am not going to have Miss GLO any longer as Girl of the month. IF you did not know who was JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE girl of this month, click on the following link.

MISS GLO

Don’t ask me why, just that i’m suppose to have lovely images of the girl for the month which i feel Miss GLO is not doing a good job but instead giving me lots of nightmare!!!

So, besides all the pretty girls in my friendsters list that i have excluded because they’re way better than JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE GIRL OF THE MONTHS, i have now chosen a new girl which is none other than Alessandra Ambrosio.

Why she’s girl of the month??

CAUSE she can fit in this little egg looking chair so well??hehe..can u??please let me know…

AND MANY MORE…ENJOY THE PICTURES!!

Alessandra Ambrosio is JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE GIRL OF THE MONTH!!!

AND THEY TELL ME DON’T JUST LOOK ON THE OUTSIDE…..DEFINITELY NOT FOR JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE GIRL OF THE MONTH!!

why no gf yet???shitz…i understand now why i’m so picky!!!!hehe

HOORAY!!I think this is one of the most successful websites ever invented of the 21st Century!!

TODAY I CELEBRATE FRIENDSTERS 3RD ANNIVERSARY!!

HOORAY FRIENDSTERS!!!UNKNOWINGLY I’VE BEEN LOGGING INTO FRIENDSTERS FOR 3 YEARS SINCE I FIRST JOINED IT!!

HOORAY FRIENDSTERS!!!UNKNOWINGLY YOU’VE SURVIVED, YOU’VE BEEN MY KEY TO ALOT OF INFORMATION!!

HOORAY FRIENDSTERS!!!Until today, knowing ppl (should i say girls) has never been any easier!!(I don’t do this alot ok guys!!Why??BEcause i still luv knowing ppl the traditional way!)

SINCE its friendsters 3rd Anniversary, its only right that i recall the things i’ve seen in friendsters..

1. My profile has improved so much that sometimes i ask myself, "shitzzz…i can’t even introduce myself". What was all the high school and university education for??

2. I have once seen my status to RELATIONSHIP!!HOw cool is dat!!EVERYONE KNEW I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP mostly through friendsters!!AMAZING THING!!

3. I have once seen my status back to SINGLE…HOw cool is dat???Everyone just simply knew i was SINGLE AGAIN!!MAn FRIENDSTERS really does provide accurate information.

4. MY TESTIMONIALS simply does not add up any more..(SAD FOR PPL LIKE ME)…I’ve seen ppl deleting testimonials because of too many…

Hey seriously, there are ppl out there who treasures testimonials more than these kind of ppl..hehe…Anyway thanx for all of you who did spend some time to write a word or two to me…

5. FRiendsters has also helped over the years to show me status of girls to let me know whether they’re single. Good for single men to be aware. (ok this is definitely not true because some girls state they’re single in friendsters when they’re not - how unfair to the system!!oh well single in the sense they’re not married so its not entirely unfair but hey there is the RELATIONSHIP option so its still unfair!!!)

FRIENDSTERS - i think its time to put attached or non-attached. Makes things a little easier

6. FRiendsters has been a place to put all clubbing pictures the night before!!!WE always know that most of the girls look all good and sexy in most of the pictures. Does not matter wtf is behind or should i say background.

note: ok there are definitely nicer pictures..i’m not that good with the camera..at least that is one part of how GLO looks like..

LOVE the clubbing pictures ALWAYS and KEEP IT UP!!MAkes friendsters what it is today.

7. Seeing ppl make love through friendsters and later turn out to be simply just friends. Reading love testimonials traded among couples and later turning to enemies and then testimonials get missing. Seeing couply pictures which later seems missing  which  projects a "missing couple".

I’m not going to admit whether i enjoy this…

8. Looking at the amount of people who viewed my page makes ppl like me so happy that actually someone out there does remember me. Does an average of 77 a month sound like alot. Tell me k..

9. THE GREATEST FUNCTION FROM FRIENDSTERS…VIEwing profiles annonymously…SCARY!! YES ppl like me are like ghosts in friendsters…Feeling unsecured, scared, freaky??hehe…U know whom to delete next…ouch!!

10. Seeing ppl delete friends because they’ve got too many..A very sad scene….VEry SAD to that fellar who deletes them as well…

10. Lastly, a place to really make "friends"…SEriously, i have so far met one guy who definitely make this so real…Meeting girls in reality actually through friendsters although they’ve nvr met face to face..Amazing la u…But i seriously luv the traditional way still…
(At least he does not go to the extent of a one night stand in friendsters…hehe)

Oh well, there is just so much more, but i shall end here…If you have something that i’ve not added here, please do add…

CHEERS TO FRIENDSTERS!!

OK, lately, I’ve been a little busy which is the reason why i’ve not
entered anything here.Don’t ask me how busy i am or what i was doing?Simply busy? (either setting up a DOT COM Business or selling pirated DVD’s somewhere in PEnang or rather distributing, SHIT DON’T CATCH ME!!)

Actually “busy” is just a word used as an alternative to the
word “lazy” at this moment because I definitely can’t use LAZY!!!I can’t be that busy? I can’t
be that busy to enter a few words or spend half an hour of my time writing
something here. If I actually divided some of my time writing something
here than I wouldn have to actually use the word BUSY  ISN’T IT!!

Nowadays saying LAZY shows that you are a very happening character instead of a useless character. AS for me who went through a hard life, i will always remember that saying LAZY would lead to….

 

 

OK, that’s how they do it in Singapore. Back in my younger days, it was definitely not like dat, it was everywhere, not constrained to the buttocks and definitely no padding to protect KIDNEYS. (WE are not as pampered as Singapore.)

So now that you know,hmmm… I’m busy because I’ve just got so much things to do
and that I can’t enter anything here.

Now that I’ve got the time again because some issue was
brought up not long ago which was My favourite group PUSSY CAT DOLLS which has
been disturbed!!

 OK, I’ve got to be honest here, I love their music and just
the lead singer. I pretty much hear their music every day.

So a month ago (if i’m not wrong), PUSSY CAT DOLLS came all da way to Malaysia
to meet and entertain fans like me.

Entertain in a way of a stage live
performance and not by coming to my house and give me a few sexy dances
(dreaming). Sadly, I did not go because I’m only for the lead singer and umm
who cares about the rest. So I’d rather see her in MTV’s which are close and
rather more personal as compared to stage shows which I would probably be
superbly far behind and left out.(WHAT a sick fellar i am, i know…)

So they danced away, real hot. Then all of a sudden after their show, our CULTURE(oops
forgot), ARTS(lack behind), and Heritage(what year are you in?), Ministry
slammed a RM10,000 compound to the organizer because they were too obscene.

Seriously, WHAT WERE U THINKING OF BRINGING THEM IN AT THE FIRST PLACE!!!! Some decent dressed girls who dresses like our DEAR FAMOUS
SITI yang cinta tak begitu biasa???(so much for your song siti, i used to like it)

DATUKS, bored yet?SEriously are u going to import someone like her from AMERICA for stage performance?only datuk K will ok..

Don’t tell me DATUK you don’t know who they are or even watched
their MTV clips or hell, have u even seen their posters??

Let us not forget, who do you think accepted the deal of
bringing them in at the first place??

Seriously, DATUKS!!They’re called PUSSY – CAT – DOLLS!!Gosh
I’m sure u know some meaning of that when u were with yer DATIN in yer younger days.Definitely they’re going to be sexy!!

DATUK oh DATUK, jangan cover tipu by slamming fine on ppl..DATUK we are all human after all.."We" the non-datuks know why u are doing it…

Girls has always luved dogs. An alternative to "nice guys". A good companion to keep one occupied. A dog that you can seek advice when u are "down".

So what kind of dogs do girls like?

 

HELL NO!!IT AIN’T THOSE BIG BIG ONES ALRITE…Most "plastics" WILL LUv the dogs like what Paris Hilton has.

Practically, cute and small dogs that looks like they don’t SHIT and don’t SMELL LIKE NORMAL PARIAH DOGS!!dOGS THAT you can wear cute cute clothes on them and put one of your expensive perfume on them. SMALL DOGS THAT IS LIGHT ENOUGH FOR YOU TO CARRY which at the same time does not block your "ahem"

Anyway AS for me,

I WOULD LIKE TO OWN A MONKEY SOME DAY INSTEAD.

Don’t get me wrong, i do luv dogs as well but not too much to this small small dogs which are more for looks than for its real purpose of guarding ones’ house. I like practicality in things.

Anyway, today i visited a friend who so happens to have a monkey.

The funny thing is, besides cats or dogs that sleeps most of the time, monkeys are simply entertaining.

For those of you who still know what a monkey is, they have hands like us. They have fingers like us.Legs and watever… I must say, i had a good time with the monkey.

Pulled my shirt. Played with my hair. Pulled my pants.He practically pulled everything he could find. Put his finger where he shouldn have. Thank god he couldn find my PRECIOUS!!

So, i decided to whip out my camera and take a picture of him.

For your information: His from Africa.

Unlike humans, where they know how to say NO when THEY DON’t want to be in a picture, the monkey instead tried to slash at me since he couldn shout or stop me from taking his picture.

Guess he didn’t like to take pictures. Whatever it is, i enjoyed his company alot and hope to own one some day.

IF it gets too annoying in the future and accidentally pulls my "Precious", the jungle is not very far away for him…so hmmmm….What a mean fellar i can become…

OK FIRST OF ALL, THIS IS PLAGIARISM FROM MY SISTA’S BLOG..COPIED AND PASTED!!

Secondly, I DON’T NORMALLY READ SUCH STUFF FOR HELL I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO..

THIRDLY, THOSE PEOPLE WHO FOREVER BLOGS BRAGS ABOUT THEIR HURTEDNESS IN RELATIONSHIPS OR FOREVER WRITING HURTED POEMS, OR HOW WONDERFUL THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS WITH THEIR "PUPPET BF", OR WRITING SONGS LIKE "THE REASON FROM HOOBASTANK" WHEN THEY SHOULD BE POSTING UP SONGS LIKE L.O.V.E…  , I SUPPOSE THIS IS WORTH READING..I THINK GIRLS LUV TO READ SUCH STUFF..

HERE IT GOES……….

(JACKIE CHAN - MR NICE GUY)

You hear it all the time: "He was such a NICE Guy, and she’s such a Heartless Bitch for dumping him."
I
get letters from self-professed Nice Guys, complaining that women must
WANT to be treated like shit, because THEY, the "Nice Guy" have failed
repeatedly in relationships. This is akin to the false logic that
"Whales are mammals. Whales live in the sea. Therefore, all mammals
live in the sea."
If you have one bad relationship after another, the only common denominator is YOU. Think about it.
What’s
wrong with Nice Guys? The biggest problem is that most Nice Guys ™
are hideously insecure. They are so anxious to be liked and loved that
they do things for other people to gain acceptance and attention,
rather than for the simply pleasure of giving. You never know if a Nice
Guy really likes you for who you are, or if he has glommed onto you out
of desperation because you actually paid some kind of attention to him.
Nice
Guys exude insecurity — a big red target for the predators of the
world. There are women out there who are "users" — just looking for a
sucker to take advantage of. Users home-in on "Nice Guys", stroke their
egos, take them for a ride, add a notch to their belts, and move on.
It’s no wonder so many Nice Guys complain about women being horrible,
when the so often the kind of woman that gets attracted to them is the
lowest form of life…
Self-confident, caring, decent-hearted women find "Nice Guys" to be too clingy, self-abasing, and insecure.
Nice
Guys go overboard. They bring roses to a "lets get together for coffee"
date. They try to buy her affections with presents and fancy things.
They think they know about romance, but their timing is all wrong, and
they either come-on too strong, too hard and too fast, OR, they are so
shy and unassertive, that they hang around pretending to be "friends",
in the hope that somehow, someway, they will get the courage up to ask
her out for a "date".
They are so desperate to please that they put
aside their own needs, and place the object of their desire on a
pedestal. Instead of appreciating her, they worship her. We are only
human, and pedestals are narrow, confining places to be — not to
mention the fact that we tend to fall off of them.
They cling to
her, and want to be "one" with her for fear that if she is out of
sight, she may disappear or become attracted to someone else. A Nice
Guy often has trouble with emotional intimacy, because he believes that
if she learns about the REAL person inside, she will no longer love him.
Nice
Guys are always asking HER to make the decisions. They think it’s being
equitable, but it puts an unfair burden of responsibility on her, and
gives him the opportunity to blame her if the decision was an unwise
one.
Nice Guys rarely speak up when something bothers them, and
rarely state clearly what it is they want, need and expect. They fear
that any kind of conflict might spell the end of the relationship.
Instead of comprimising and negotiating, they repeatedly "give in".
When she doesn’t appreciate their sacrifice, they will complain that,
"Everything I did, I did for her.", as if this somehow elevates them to
the status of martyrs. A woman doesn’t want a martyr. She wants an
equal, caring, adult partner.
Nice Guys think that they will never
meet anyone as special as she is. They use their adoration as a
foundation for claiming that "no one will ever love her as much as I
do." Instead of being a profound statement of their devotion, this is a
subtle, but nasty insult. It is akin to saying to her: "You are a
difficult person, and only *I* can ever truly love you, so be thankful
I’m here."
The nice guy -needs- to believe that he is the best
person for the object of his desires, because otherwise his
insecurities will overrun him with jealousies and fear. The truth of
the matter is that there are many people out there who can be a good
match for her. We rarely stop loving people we truly care about. Even
if we no longer continue the relationship, the feelings will
continue… But love isn’t mutually exclusive. We can (and do) love
many people in our lives, and romantic love is really no different.
Though he may love her immensely, there will likely be other people who
have loved her just as much in her past, and will love her just as much
in the future. The irony of it all is: "Who would want to go out with
someone who was inherintly unlovable anyways?"
More than loving the
woman in his life, a Nice Guy NEEDS her. "She is my Life, my only
source of happiness…" YECH! What kind of a burden is that to place on
her? That SHE has to be responsible for YOUR happiness? Get a grip!
Another
mistake Nice Guys make is to go after "hard luck" cases. They
deliberately pick women with neuroses, problems, and personality
disorders, because Nice Guys are "helpers". A Nice Guy thinks that by
"helping" this woman, it will make him a better, more lovable person.
He thinks it will give him a sense of accomplishment, and that she will
appreciate and love him more, for all his efforts and sacrifice. He is
usually disappointed by the results.
This ultimately boils down to
the fact that Nice Guys don’t like themselves. Is it any wonder women
don’t like them? In order to truly love someone else, you must first
love yourself. Too often Nice Guys mistake obsession for "love".
Get this Guys: INSECURITY ISN’T SEXY. IT’S A TURNOFF.
You
don’t have to be an ego-inflated, arrogant jerk. You just have to LIKE
yourself. You have to know what you want out of life, and go after it.
Only then will you be attractive to the kind of woman with whom a
long-term relationship is possible.

HEY GUESS WHAT, I’M MR.NICE GUY.

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ERROR: WAT A BIG TURNOFF……

 

 This is about clubbing again.YESSSSSSSSSS!!!CLUBBING!!!

WAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO AT NIGHT IN PENANG ?- some ppl tell me.(ppl who do the usual thing every week which is wait for Wednesdays, FRiday’s and Saturdays to go clubbing and to go mamaking and to go for movies till early morning)

i TELL THEM - SLEEP LA WAT ELSE!!!(Doesn’t really work with night birds, i know)

So as for me, since my last post on clubbing, i decided to pay the club GLO a visit not that i went on last wednesday which i heard some girl was too good for RM10K which i will talk very soon.YES FREAKING 10k??

You see, besides doing things like going for the Penang Bridge Run to keep myself healthy which is for awhile, i would go to the club to inhale some good ol’ black smoke and drink some bad ol’ alcohol to keep myself normal.

NORMAL????yesYES…normall…

Too healthy no good. Too unhealthy also no good.

So i guess healthy + unhealthy = "normal".

"Normal" = shorter life.

Oh well, its the price u have to pay in order to see some girls in their skimpy outfit shake their ass off to the tunes of like "don’t cha wish yer gf was hot like me"….

All this mini thrills for a quarter of my life.Hmmm…i guess u can only live once….Good Bargain??SHITzzz….

So, just two days ago, not that i went, the same thing happened in GLO again. A competition for finalists to strut their stuff on the stage to win RM10k…I’m not sure how true it is..some say 1.3K…

WATEVER IT IS, its hell of alot of MONEY!!!

I mean u dun even get that much in PAGEANTS where u have to go through the entire process of visiting old folks home, kids home, mothers home, fathers home, and all kinds of home, wat more go through lots of interviews, walk the catwalk and all..(well all kinds of stuff to prove that u have beauty with brains and that u lead a very low profile human being and how much u wanna save the world)

(sorry miss malaysia, i gotta use u as an example)

Miss Malaysia, Miss Pesta, Miss Durian, Miss LAksa, Miss Char Kooay Teow, Miss Lala Mui, Miss Rafeee, Miss Gin’s…All kinds of miss and still u wouldn’t get that much in a night(unless u do something fishy)!!!

Sigh…WAt more, the competition is only just open to girls…10K!!!(DEFINITELY WE CAN CALL THE GIRL WHO WON IT AS JUST TOO GOOD FOR 10K ONLY)

Hell i can only earn that much with my lowly wage pay in say 1 year!!!

(please don’t start calculating my pay and that u want to hire me to do your dirty laundry by paying me more, thanx)

So, without saying anymore, below are the links to the videos again that my hot and sexy friend gave me.
The links are for ppl who did not go for the glo competition

Good for ppl like me who are still single, NOT GF MATERIAL?damn..i hope MCA cupid club doesn’t end up like this…

Good for ppl who are bored as office as usual
Good for ppl to remember the 10K girls and shout "HEY I SAW U STRIPPING THAT NIGHT", WHEN U SEE THEM , i mean bump)

Just too good to be True in GLO
Just too good to be True in GLO 2
Just too good to be True in GLO 3
Just too good to be True in GLo 4
Just too good to be TRue in GLO 5
Just too good to be True in Glo 6   (TOP 4)
Just too good to be True in Glo 7   (TOP 2)
Just too good to be True in GLo 8   (CHAMPION OF 10k)

TOO MANY VIDEOS??HAHA…ENJOY THE MOVIE!!PLEASE DUN CALL THE GIRLSSSS SLUTTY!

WE DO NOT KNOW THE REASON WHY THEY WANT THE MONEY SO BADLY…

Until a proper interview is to be made of this winner, we shall just champion her like any pageants,

MISS GLO!!!! JUST TOO GOOD FOR 10K

First of all, Thanks to everyone for giving me lots of luck before the race. Practically i felt the luck was not for completing the marathon on time but to survive the lonely long journey. Even Frodo had a companion in his journey,hehe..

Before i continue any further, i did complete the race and did it in 3 hours and 30 minutes. Yeah, i did not make it to the stipulated time of 3 hours.

Sunday Morning Report

MAtthew gave me a morning call. Thanks Matthew, u have been very caring..I knew he was probably out there somewhere in Penang doing something happening like mamaking , segassing, or clubbinging away and I was all suited up for the race with my shorts pants and PENANG MARATHON RACE T-SHIRT 2006.

Hey i was the happening one after 4am ok!!!

Called me around 3 something. The funny thing is, well what i felt funny was that i knew this is around the time i would normally come back home, maybe all filled up with smoke, a tint of alcohol, and probably talked enuf crap to last me for next week to start again. BUT DAMN, i had to wake up for the run instead..haha…no complains, its a much more healthier thing anyway..

Oh well, Matthew was caring because his gf instructed him to give me a call.. GF CARING OR MATTHEW CARING??I’m confused…WOULD MATTHEW HAVE BOTHERED TO CALL IF IT WASN’T FOR CHINGY to say so??

OKLAH, BOTH ALSO VERY NICE..I DID NOT EXPECT A PHONE CALL THAT EARLY SERIOUSLY!!SHOCKED…

So, i went straight to USM, parked my car, paid some freakin INDIAN Man(i’m no racists, just annoyed by ppl who thinks making money is as easy as putting his freakin black hand out!!!)Hmmmm i must say he was well suited for the job, he blended very well with the nightfall..Couldn really see his face..FINE TAKE IT U FILTHY ANIMAL!!!(I CAN BE SO MEAANNNN) only brought 5 ringgit along with me and u took 3..what that leaves me???RM2???I’m poorer than u u arse!!!DIDN’T U SEE WAT CAR I WAS DRIVING!!!

Then, u have to queue up with 1000 to 2000 males already infront of USM that
allowed 4 to 5 at a time. There was a "COUNTER-PAIN BREEZE"  experience while waiting for my turn at the gate.

Then the race started, and with full of excitement(still figuring out wat the hell am i jogging this entire race!!), i jogged all the way together with est. 7000 ppl to the Penang Bridge. I jogged all the way till the middle-span of the bridge and then its all WALK all the way. WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK…

WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK..

WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK…

WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK…

wah lau aeh, this bridge is really long aeh. Lucky for me i brought my camera along and my handphone as well.Extra weight??NOPE, it wasn’t..It was really worthwhile because it entertained me throughout the entire journey. Definitely IPOD would have done a better job, but poor ppl like me dun get to enjoy one of this mini toys not to say my handphone which couldn play mp3’s as well.Play with polyphonic?DEfinitely not….

If you look into this picture, u would definitely tell yourself, aeh lets just stop here, bring along some nasi lemak, and teh tarik and chit-chat in the middle of the road(which u can’t do it on any normal day)..I’m definitely not going to win over or join the crowd cross over back to the island.

SERIOUSLY, THE BREEZE was wonderful..The air, i’m not sure, shud be clean i suppose.

Well actually i was waiting or shud i say expected for Chingy to make it right thurr and to make me like that bridge, to give me that balla balla baby jog..WE met somewhere on the way back before the middle-span. She completed the race within 3 hours and left me behind..CONGRATS CHING FERN!!She out-classed my manhood…OUCH!!!

So, what do you do when u’re on Penang Bridge with no cars passing by??

GIN TAKE PICTURES OF COURSE(ONCE a life time, i’m not going to do this marathon thing again unless its for charity). I’m going to blame it on the picture taking for making me slower by half an hour,hahhaha…excuses excuses…

Matthew dun worry, i did not take the walking leisure time with yer chingy to give my version of drop it like guitar..SO no worries alrite!!haha..better make it clear, nanti susah again for me..u know single man like me can be very dangerous…hahaha(evil laugh)

Overall, the race was very enjoyable. Would luv to share with u the pictures i took before the sun was up, but man, the background was like any other clubbing pictures u take in the club.DARKNESS!!