Just too good to be true

Lately, i’ve been hearing an old song over and over again. A song sang by Leann Rimes - How do i live.

If you’ve not heard of it, download it and listen ok. If you’ve heard it before, listen to it again!Listen to it while you’re reading this ok…Must feel the same same feeling la….

So, what am i missing here??

Just to get things straight, there are alot of things i cannot live without but "U" here would mean a beautiful girl to me.

Anxiously/Excitedly/Curiously, i decided to take the opportunity to recall back the day that striked me to play this song. Maybe!I could possibly find my "U" somewhere along the way. Definitely worth a try!!

HERE IT GOES….

Could it be one of my long hours in google that i stumbled upon one of Leann’s pictures that led me to play her song to keep vivid images of her ASS with her signature of her name nearby. It couldn be…Could it??

Could it be the romance of Boss Stewie that has led me to understand what i’m missing so much. I mean hell, i don’t even have 2000 photos of my ownself since the birth of GIN what more spread them all over the bed! *hope u dun mind me taking a pic from u*

Could it be one of the nights that i found out what i was missing joining one of the so called ‘ladies night’ at glo(a club in penang) which turned out to be more (so called ‘Kotek’s") than what i would have really expected!!

Finally, i remembered what striked me to keep playing the song.

 

Missing girls like this…Girls with qualities like this is something i cannot live without…

HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT U??I have yet to know…

1/10 RATING. IF IT WASN’T FOR THE GIRLS, 0(TELUR)

Now, there is no reason to why i should be questioned for watching this movie. I admit that i did not watch the trailer before i came for this movie nor read a review on this movie as well. I saw the poster, and i just watched it. To my opinion by the way (feel free to shoot me on this if u disagree), the girl on the left and the girl in the middle were the hottest throughout this movie standard. Not sure of all they’re names besides devon(fast and furious 2).

Actually, i don’t really favor movies of chicks kicking men’s ass. Its not the act of chicks kicking ass that bores me(actually rather find it se*y), its just that movies like dat is all just about dat. Kicking mens’ ass!!Nothings else which u can perfectly find in DOA.BORING!!!

So, the most that i would like to find like in any other hot chick movie is at least women in tight leathery suits which is totally missing in DOA.

Perverish it may seem, but thats what u find in all movies nowadays. Lets take a few for example, Kate Beckinsale - Underworld, Halle berry- Catwoman, Jennifer Garner - Elektra, Neo’s gf -MAtrix etc…i’m sure there are many more.OK, i gotta admit, i’ve got a thing for tight leathery suits.

OK to make things short, its like a mortal combat (a movie shown in 1985) but of a girlie version.

Nobody’s soul is taken away in ‘Dead or Alive’.In FACT, nobody dies!! Nobody has super powers. DUMB MEN all over the movie. No KILL BILLS in this movies with lots of blood. IN FACT, nobody ever bleeds in this movie. They’re all IMMORTALS!!!There’s really nothing to watch in this movie, unless you’re just waiting for the beach volley-ball. YES YES!!Now that’s what u don’t see in MORTAL COMBAT!!

HMMMM>>>>Definitely things changed since 1985…

So to my opinion, i must advise movie viewers that this is a movie that you definitely should not watch in the cinema or on dvd’s. JUST DON’T WATCH IT LA!!!

PLEASE NOTE:KEEP THE WHOLE WATCHING HOT CHICK MOVIE SOME OTHER TIME!!!DEFINITELY NOT IN THIS FILM!!DON’T LET A SMALL BEACH VOLLEY BALL SCENE SCREW YER MIND!!FIGHT IT!!FIGHT IT!!

SEE PICTURES WILL DO AND DATS IT!!!

ahhhhh, got my heart beat pumping again…

Every morning, I would fill myself up with a normal dosage of Carlsberg. Work can bring alot of effect on alot of people till you have to take some kind of Beer to start off the day. (I’m one of those people) Weird it may seem.

Though smoking and all seem very common in the working world, taking some kind of beer in the morning is the new in-thing to keep up with life on the fast lane. We’d have to keep coming up with new antidepressants since smoking and coffee is not really helping out. Taking drugs first of all is out of the question!! SO PLEASEEE,DON’T TAKE DRUGS!!

Here’s a picture of my carlsberg in one of the mornings that even Jessica ALBA would come screaming to have a drink with me.

A Carlsberg to die for……………………

Does anyone want to join me for another CARLSBERG NOW!!

ANYONE??hehe..

When we feel that we have done something wrong, the most basic human reaction would be to correct that mistake and don’t do it again by the ways of coming out with a new solution or reversing back to the start.

Unlike unprotected-sex, correcting a so called "mistake" will be not ethical AND ERASING THE MOMENTS AT THE POINT OF ENTRY IS IMPOSSIBLE as well, unless u’ve got some REMOTE LIKE IN CLICK.

oops something just came up, since we’re in the whole remote thing, i might as well post at least a pic of beckinsale in which she acted in the movie click. Had to. Some pics..got more la, keep for some other time.

Erase this kind of moments???

Anyway, my point is there are some things that you can either correct them with a new solution or leave things as it is.

HEY I HOPE YOU’RE NOT THINKING I’M IN SOME KIND OF "ACCIDENT"??BIG TROUBLE am i!!!

WELLL ITS NOT!!

So what’s this all about??

SAMAN RATES ARE BACK TO OLD RATES. 
It was as good as it lasted….

IN Malaysia, the latest thing that is not so fine anymore is the reverse decision on reducing traffic fines.
(They finally got it that it will not reduce corruption as well as reduce traffic offenses)

I’M HAPPY THAT MALAYSIANS STILL HAVE BRAINS AND THAT WE CAN TURN BACK ANYTIME EVEN WITHOUT A REMOTE.

Its a bird!!

Its a plane!!

No, Its its sh-it…..its only cicak man

Now, nobody else in this world would have thought about it
except Malaysia ain’t it!!

In the true spirits of  MALAYSIA.

MALAYSIA BOLEH!!

MALAYSIA BOLEH!!

So, sorry to MALAYSIA
but I’m not going to stand around and find out what super power his got or what
funny sex appeal he has to the women. All I know for now is that, u
are one ugly creature trying to get tremendous fame all over the world with
your leather fugly-like suit.

Supposedly, this movie is going to alleviate the film
industry of MALAYSIA
this year beating the likes of considered good Malaysian films such as Sepet
and Gunung Puteri Ledang shown not long ago.
Wow, this has really got to be
some good movie!!

So, are we going to expect a film something like Spiderman or Batman or Superman??

YOU BET!!!

Cicak man is a whole different movie all together.

Sooner or
later, we’ll be seeing kids in MALAYSIA DRESSED UP IN CICAK SUITS
We’ll be seeing kids trying to stick themselves to
the wall in the dumbest way.

We’ll be seeing kids running around and at the
same time shouting “I’m Cicak Man”.

We’ll be seeings kids will using their tongue
to eat food in the way of a Cicak.

I simply can’t wait to see it. Don’t get me wrong, I’m
promoting the film because I know, our Malaysian film is really going to get
somewhere after this film.

SO EXCITED!!!!

somewhere there………………hehehe

The following are the rates that has been in action since
two days ago in   MalaysiaPolice have slashed traffic fines by as much as RM200 to encourage offenders to pay their summonses.
I’m writing it to put the saman prices in my head so I know my road laws very
well and that not to fall into a rasuah trap set by polis. The folloiwing is one good tourism product i tell you!!!

 

 

The reason why the rates has been lowered is because

1) to reduce "GOOD" polis from taking bribes

2) the cost of living has gone up so much that its only right that the saman is reduced(YAYY, got more money to pay for more summonses)

Its not long before we start expect police scene in Malaysia.

The NEW Scene that will take place when stopped by polis in Malaysia with new saman rates.

Good Citizen of Malaysia: Aeh, how now??Kena stopped by polis d.

Ah Beng(Number 1 Offender and Rasuah King): Aeh, dun worry la. Aeh, quickly keep all your money
underneath yer seat. Keep little bit in the wallet. Just rasuah the fellar la
wei. He normally take whats in yer wallet.

Good Citizen of Malaysia: (puts money underneath the seat)Aeh, cannot la!!this is my fathers car. He datuk u know.
Where I can do such things??

Ah Beng: Haiyah, who who also do la. DAtuk, Tan Seri, Tunku,
lala, also rasuah one. That’s the
Malaysian way of life.

Good Citizen of Malaysia: Aeh, I heard dun need to rasuah d la. Now the rates so
cheap. Speeding RM50 onli. What for I rasuah the fellar!!!

Ah Beng : Aeh, Pay him easier la!Pay Polis station mahuan u know!!

Good Citizen of MAlaysia: Don’t want la, I’m good citizen. Now cheaper I take saman. My father can pay
rasuah in station. Easier to settle there.

(After 15 minutes of negotiation, polis has no choice but to
give him a saman(BECAUSE HE WANTS IT!!!)

So, who cares if More people will commit offenses I mean why
not??? Its cheaper, plus you can commit the same offense at the price of one
saman in the past!!What a good bargain!!

VROOM VROOM!!!DAMN WE GONNA SEE MORE OF THIS~!!!

 

 

 

 

MORE AH BENGS ON THE ROAD IS THE LAST THING WE NEED!!!

VISIT MALAYSIA 2007 – DRIVING AROUND WITH PURE PLEASURE!

So who cares if more people die on the road due to road
accidents caused mostly by road offenders? (ummm, seriously polis, does not
matter rite??just make sure your polis dun take rasuah)

I guess the only Joyous thing that we can be joyful about is
that we maybe be able to rid ourselves from polis rasuah!! If there was anybody in
this world who can do that, it would be Malaysia.

MALAYSIA
BOLEH!! MALAYSIA BOLEH!!

Before I end what I have to say, I am not
criticizing  MALAYSIA.

I’m just terribly sad that we cannot be any
more dumber smarter with actions taken like that. I’m a true Malaysian.

 

In your opinion, what would have been in your mind if some random girl asked you for ice 3 times in the club??

YES ICE…ICE IS NO MORE CHEAP!!!Try calculating the cost of importing ice from North Pole to Malaysia.(I’ll leave this to some economist)YEs, we’re dumb, we feel ice in North POle is better than the ones made here in Malaysia.

Ais Buatan Malaysia tak ada oomph…

Weird??Yes.We did not pay RM50 to enter a club just to get one small drink and not enjoy sucking small ice cubes from North Pole.

So, seriously, weirdly, nobody else in the club to ask for ice but you?  Only a few ppl can afford North Pole Ice..hehe…

So, what did i do on Merdeka EVE? For some of you who already can’t remember what the word Merdeka is, its malaysian Independence day!!

I held A FLAG UP and shouted MERDEKA!MERDEKA!MERDEKA!!

Nope did not do that. Patriotic?Yes i still am..

I stood in attention at the strike of Midnight and sang the Malaysian Anthem with pride and honour.

Nope did not do that. Patriotic?Yes i still am..

I went around on a Motorbike ronda-ing around the streets of Penang with a Malaysian Flag!!

Nope did not do that. Patriotic?Yes i still am…

I stood in attention in front of the TV at the strike of 12 to hear the national anthem being played and sing it(knowingly that Millions of Malaysians would be doing the same)

Nope did not do that. Patriotic?Yes i still am…

So, what did i do on Merdeka EVE??Shouldn we be doing something to remember and cherish our independence day that our dear Tunku Abdul Rahman has fought for it so much back in the 50’s??

SO WHAT DID I DO!!!!

U guessed it right. It has become nothing better than a clubbing night. You’d be amazed that the word MERDEKA!MERDEKA!MERDEKA!!was shouted out all the time!!!EVERYONE IS JUST SO PATRIOTIC!!Re-enacting the scene of 31st August 1957.

The difference is that this patriotic ppl are drunkards who IS SERIOUSLY just doing it because its all FUN!!SHOUTING MERDEKA THAT NIGHT was like shouting eee-yeah-eeee-yeah-ooooooo. Gosh u gotta notice the amount of young men and women re-enacting their childhood as well. So pampered with the peace and freedom that ppl had the time to sing
eee-yeah-eeee-yeah-ooooooo.

Do you think they were shouting Merdeka with meaning then????DEFINITELY NOT!!

In a way, we have shown a whole great deal of how much we love independence day in Malaysia. Shown in a way that we are able to club with all kinds of races peacefully in a small room they call it GLO.

THATS WHAT WE DO ON NATIONAL EVE. AT least i did not sleep over it but rather made sure that we would celebrate it!!

CHEERS TO MALAYSIA!!

OK, so my blog has been nothing more than girls girls and girls so far. AS you can see, the title itself does seem appealing to some and not to some as well because to that "some", its really not nice to associate girls to curry and rice.

SERIOUSLY, I’ve heard of ppl talking about categorising girls from spicy to non-spicy???What is all that about??

*Deleted*

+(Its now 4am and i just found out that i wrote NONSENSE!)

LINK TO VIDEO are AS FOLLOWS: -
Curry N Rice Girl

JUST ENJOY THE VIDEO!!!

SERIOUSLY SAJA WRITING SOMETHING BECAUSE I’M KINDA LOSING INTEREST HERE..BARE WITH ME FOR NOW, I HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE TO BECOME A USEFUL MALAYSIAN AND WRITE SOMETHING MORE INFORMATIVE. I AM SO FAR ONE OF THE 70 PERCENT OF MALAYSIANS WHO TYPICALLY WRITES A BLOG FULL OF CRAP!!!

THIS GOT TO STOP!!we shall see……..