Archive for October, 2006

The ‘Satay’ we will always remember

Sunday, October 29th, 2006

Satay to many of you would generally consists of chunks of meat on bamboo skewers grilled over charcoal fire served with spicy peanut sauce, onions, slices of cucumber and many other variations.

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hmm…yummy…taste good…Definitely gotta have some overseas rite?..I love satay very much.

Whenever i think of satay, i will always remember my dear friend for holding his ‘annual get together makan makan sate’ at his house. A friend who none other than goes by the nick name ‘Hong’. Well i normally call him by his full name though. One of the best satay’s i’ve ever tasted is always at this annual party. A party that i will come no matter where i am in the world. Women just get so crazy over him for his satays, that they have him to hurry up with his famous satays when the real fact is that he got all four of us to grill it for him. Ah Hong’s very efficient Satay service!Fast, Filling, and Tasty!!
*exagerrated*just jk arr…

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Now, there has always been another satay that i will always remember as well. He lives in a bungalow, Food well served to him, Clean water was also served to him. Had more than 16 over kids (too naughty). Acts cute at times. Runs around with a bell.

You’re not thinking i’m gay i hope!!His not a male sickened up Gigolo. Let me carry on plss…

The other ‘Satay’ will be my family’s rabbit. That’s his name. Yummy ain’t it..hehe
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Two days ago we visited our rabbit and the sad thing was, he wasn’t the lively rabbit we came to visit!!

Our rabbit decided to part ways and move on. He was 9 years old and few months i suppose..Had him since 1997. I felt it was about time that he moved on since he was pretty successful having 16 kids(pity the mother who had no where to go every night), lived 3/4 of his life single(female was given away, PMS was a major problem), managed to not get himself killed by the many predators of the neighborhood such as neighbor’s cats with only one eye(he suffered cataract) for 9 years!!successful enuf??definitely…for yer information, his not caged.

Actually, Satay didn really die two days ago. He must have been dead a few days before. There were already maggots on it.

Sorry, can’t share photos.. must respect respect sikit ok…

Thus, in order to make sure that he died of old age (which is the best way of leaving this world), I decided to put my CSI(crime scene investigation) skills into action. I mean i had to be really good since i’ve watched all the episodes from season 1 to the current season 5 episode 6.

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So, i decided to do what horatio caine would do. Act cool for dead ppl to see. As for this case, dead rabbit.

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I looked at it and analyzed the dead just like how HORATIO CAINE WOULD HAVE DONE IT!! I saw no signs of predator attack or else he would have been torn apart, my rabbit was a juicy one. Now, i would have taken samples from his mouth to see whether he had food poisoning but i would be over doing my investigation.

So i simply concluded that he died of old age since a normal average lifespan for a rabbit is about 10 years. Now, the only way of how i could measure the date and time of his death was by the size of the maggots. Looking at it, he must have died on a Wednesday night which was a Raya. We did not visit him for just two days which was Wednesday and Thursday.

Click on the link to read more about Maggots and how i’ve used it to determine the date and time of death.

Well, gave him the proper "send off". Did not know what religion he was practicing, so i decided to create the easiest send off ritual for him. Understandable..

Will Miss u satay. You will always be remembered. The house u live in is so empty without u. He died peacefully as of 25th October 2006.

Rest in peace…….

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October 5th - Really nice legs??

Thursday, October 5th, 2006

Unlike most blogs, i try to keep my blog away from personal stuff…

But since my post on April Gorgeous, i knew things are just going to change a little for the next 8 days.(expected to see some changes at least)

AND IT DID!!So let me share with you the one thing(YES, ONE THING!!) that happened today that i thought the whole new love thing is actually really coming TRUE…UNBELIEVABLE i thought to myself..

If you’re wondering, nope i did not bump into some gorgeous girl today because i was pretty much at work and went back straight home after that. NOPE!!definitely did not bump into any at work if you’re wondering about that as well..

At home, as usual i logged into my friendsters which is one of my daily routine and then i found out,

I’VE GOT A NEW MESSAGE!!!

WHOLLY SHITTZZZ!!!WHO COULD IT POSSIBLY BE!!

If you’re wondering wondering again, i rarely get messages through friendsters. Its an uncommon thing. so "MAYBE A LITTLE TOO POPULAR WITH OTHERS" definitely does not work out with an April person like me. I don’t get messages like for months if not throughout the whole year…SAD!!i feel it man…it suxx….

BACK TO THE MESSAGE!

First of all, the name gave it all away… RICHARD. who the F*ck are you??really!!!
(Now i dun suppose my new love is a MAN rite!!RITE!!!I know i’ve been single for very long but gosh plss cupid, arrow somewhere else!!KEEP IT STRAIGHT CUPID!!)

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Well unknowing to ppl who have hundreds of messages to reply a day, i have plenty of time to read my one and only message. The Message are as follows(unedited): - (Before you read this message, my profile is restricted to friends in my friendsters list only)

Hi,

r u the one in shorts?if so, really nice legs? :-)

can i see the rest of ur profile?

rK

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NICE LEGS!!Now there’s only one person wearing shorts in this picture. So, first of all its a very nice complement to my friend but i’m not going to introduce this guy to her because his mind is just about the legs..she deserves a non-pervertic richard..

If I HAD WORN SHORTS AT THAT TIME, HE WOULDN BE LOOKING AT LEGS MIND YOU…

ANOTHER THING IS, SHUCKS I DIDN’T KNOW MY NAME COULD HAVE BEEN MISTAKEN FOR A GIRL??GIN DOESN’T SOUND MASCULINE ENUF???DAMN….

OH WELL, anyway i feel girls go through messages like this all the time knowing that they’d just ignore them or just add them if they’d find them rather cute or GORGEOUS….(CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND??)would be the most common thing i suppose…haha…

My first day is about to end, and guess not much of a progress or view of my new love yet at the moment. Anticipation and hopes is still up high.

COME ON!!COME ON!!!at least someone like this
plss!!PICKY I AM!!

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hmmm, and i thought the whole ‘you’ve got m@il’ thing was going to happen d….sigh…

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APRIL GORGEOUS

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006

APRIL GORGEOUS
Drop dead gorgeous!!!Attractive personality.Very!sexy.Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.Chatterbox! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink*. Outgoing and crazy at times!Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! Just one of the clumsiest people you will ever meet. A very big flirt! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of MFE these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.

AGAIN!!I REALLY RARELY READ SUCH STUFF!! BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I HAD TO READ IT..SOMETHING JUST MADE ME CLICK IT.I GOTTA QUICKLY REPOST THIS!!

Am i to understand that everyone born in the month of  APRIL are like thESE?? DO BOTH guys and girls share the same characteristics who’s born in the month of April?nothing has been said….maybe it does not simply limit these GORGEOUS CHARACTERISTICS to human beings born in April.

but …..MAYBE INSECTS AS WELL….
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Anyway just to let everyone know on a little secret…i’m APRIL..i will meet my new love in 8 days (which should be expected on OCTOBER 12, 2006 AT 945PM), starting from the moment i end this sentence.

THE GREATEST ANTICIPATION OF MY LIFE!!tick tock tick tock, etc…expected report on October 12 on my outcome..Gosh if i knew things were this easy i should have posted this message a long time back…

IF IT WORKS FOR ME, YOU BETTER START POSTING IT!!