Just too good to be true

There are many times when one of my friends would remind me "kan li mian bu kan wai mian" when it comes to women. (yes yes, my mandarine is rusty if not very very rusty, if not pure rubbish and oh welll…its suppose to mean look inside and not outside)

Other than that would be "just try la". When it goes wrong, u can always turn back(which means break-up).

Now, trying is of course not a problem if you are only allowed or given the chance to do so knowing full well that some of us are simply distasteful to woman.

Like how woman would run away when they see a rat and is ok with a nice looking mouse. Now which woman would want all her future kids looking like rats.

haha…These are nice looking ones…Try looking at the rats located in PULAU TIKUS, PENANG.

So, coming back to the competition filled up with all my imaginary ideas, there was one thing i forgot to do which is to read the entry criteria. I have already missed the boat because i had to be a malaysian full time student representing a local univeristy/college which i’m already not. Its sad because i’ve not been able to test out how business minded i really am or how successful i will be in this life time..DAMN!!!

   

Bye VANESSA!!!!!!ok guys i shall not bring her up any more…i know its getting sickening…yes yes i noticed…

Hmmm…Now that the competition is over for me, I have to look back and see whether any of my two ideas in my last post are commercially viable and original to be worked on which is the "walk the talk part".

Idea 1

Safety Helmet with Airbag

My Friend insists that i share with you what was the initial idea and how i came about it. What i’ve left out is that this safety air bag for motorcycles secures the head only and not the rest of the body because to me, the head is far important than any other parts of the body. Some may find it funny because the Head is supposedly the second most important part after the "third leg". Well, laugh all you want, but i made a small research and found out that this idea is not original anymore because somebody has already patented it. Yup, visit this link and u’ll get the whole list of helmet patents.

There’s also a photography image on how the airbag from the helmet would deploy when/before an accident happens. Its just before time that the air bag can cover more "sensitive" areas of the body to help prevent motorists that feels there is nothing else to live for without their third leg.

No matter how much effort we put in to save more lives, the helmet airbag that covers the head alone is not good enough among the motorist world making it not commercially viable. They’d rather die than live another day without the most "important thing" which is of course definitely true.

Idea 2

Bra’s that ease women in breastfeeding

WHAT DOES A MEN KNOW ABOUT A BRA???

HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW THAT ITS BEEN IN THE MARKET FOR YEARS!!!

We’d better leave this part to the women unless u decide to grow one to help in breastfeeding. DAMN!!

For the next two weeks, i will be attempting a competition that tests out how business minded i can really get or how successful i will be in this life time because lets face it, not all of us were born to be bosses of multi-national companies but instead working our ass off every week-day from 9am-5pm

The competition is the HSBC Young Entrepreneur Award.

Yes Yes! Entrepreneur is nothing new if you’ve been mixing alot with the friends i mix with. Most of them have high successful rates of being the next millionaires of our time which pretty much makes me rather small around the group. Pity the fact that i’ve not been blessed with ideas that can make me join the ranks of these entrepreneurs. By saying this, i’ve definitely dashed my chances of marrying or meeting up with beautiful girls like vanessa hudgens.DAMN!!

 

Just a small note here: For some of you girls out there who feels that u’re not made out to work but rather enjoy the pleasures of life from what yer future husband can give you, don’t look elsewhere for love, take love as a job to secure your future with these friends(entrepreneurs) i mix with. Tell me if u need their msn, hp, or any form of communication to get things moving. Most of them are successful single men who are already working on their ideas or should i say profiteering from them.

Coming back to the competition, all you’d have to do is just write a business idea that is totally original(definitely no worries here, wait till u see my ideas coming up), and that its got commercial viability which is definitely very important or not how to make money!!!

SO!!WHAT HAVE I GOT TO LOSE!!

Instead of spending my time sitting at mamak stalls talking with friends on how i’m going to open my non-existent future night club filled with selected well-dressed BEAUTIFUL women filling 70% of the club and selected men for the balance(which would be my friends and other entrepreneurs), i could better use that time and write my business idea.

So, definitely by now, u must be thinking what kind of ideas have i got stored, dreaming i will succeed and win this competition.

Well, let me name a few ideas so that u can have a bigger picture of why i wasn’t blessed with ideas that let me join the ranks of these millionaire entrepreneurs.

Take note: This ideas are firstly my ideas. So copyright is in order. Secondly, most of this ideas were brought out all of a sudden due to hyperglycemic reaction from the Teh ais and roti Tisu in mamak stalls.

Idea 1:

Safety air bag for motorcycles.

We all know how many people get killed riding this two wheeled vehicle every year.Plenty rite! Even if you don’t get killed, u would end up seriously injured. So, we know there are air-bags in cars. Why not motorcycles!! Don’t ask me how’s it going to work…..or a inflatable bag that will cover up the entire motorcycle before impact just like the one in James Bond:the world is not enough. I’m not too sure whether this would help eradicate the annoying low-life mat rempits.

Idea 2:

Bra’s that ease women in breast-feeding.

I will tell u how we got into this topic next time. Its not that we’re pervertic. Just wanting to help a situation that can help millions of women out there who gives birth to future generations.

Definitely not to ease this kind of purpose.

So, there u have it. My ideas for winning the competition.

Got the picture why i wasn’t blessed with ideas to be a successful entrepreneur?Think i got a chance for this competition??We will see….Until then, its 9 to 5pm everyday dreaming on when i will build my own palace.

Its about time that i continued with my blogging journey of just saying something that may or may not be too good to be true to many but good to me.

So, in order to spark things off with one of the things that i find it too good to be true would be watching HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL.

I got to watch it a week ago….Special thanks to the batu ferengghi "DVD DISTRIBUTORS", i manage to get myself a copy of it. YES YES!!I’M VERY SLOW(meaning don’t watch) WHEN IT COMES TO WATCHING MOVIES IN THE CINEMA. ONE OF THE MANY REASONS BEING "I’M A VERY SHARING PERSON" AND THAT I KNOW MY SINGLE DVD ALONE CAN BE WATCHED BY ALL MY FAMILY MEMBERS AS OPPOSE TO ONE TICKET TO THE CINEMA.

SO U KNOW LA……CHINAMAN HAS GOT TO DO WHAT A CHINAMAN HAS TO.

Another Reason for buying the dvd would be that i could play it over and over again.

AND I DID FOR YOUR INFORMATION BECAUSE THERE ARE JUST SOME GOOD PARTS THAT I FELT WAS REALLY GOOD!!

*FORGIVE ME FOR MY LACK OF WORDS BESIDES THE WORD "GOOD" TO DESCRIBING A GOOD MOVIE*

"okok…guess i’m being too fanatic over this movie.."

Well, in order to share with u the good parts that i kept forwarding through the dvd, i manage to get a few videos out from youtube (the biggest of video pirate-legal distributor). Saves alot of time for u and me to watch the whole movie unless u just luv the whole puppy luv thing..

Make sure u click every one of them ok!!(unable to put an embedded link to youtube here, destroys my entire page!!! DAMN YOU PIRATE!!)

High School Musical Part 1

High School Musical Part 2

High School Musical Part 3

I’d say they both sang very well  which definitely stole each others heart…ohhh…so sweet…..

Judging by my "small" fanaticism for the movie, i don’t think it was vanessa hudgens that got me glued to this movie…..hehehe….REALLY!!REALLY!!

*Gosh i can spell her name so well*

I hope this is not the part when girls say she’s got nice hair and we men say she’s HOT!!

Arrgghhh, just click the following to see what other fanatics of the movie WOULD DO..

Vanessa Hudgen Photos