Just too good to be true

U READ GIN’S BLOG!!!!

U SEE PICTURES HIS BEEN HAVING ALL ALONG ON HIS COMPUTER AND THAT HE CARES TO SHARE THEM ON HIS BLOG..

unknowingly showing how pervertic it may seem

Just to catch some attention…its working rite!rite!

U READ ABOUT HIS ADVENTURES THAT ARE JUST NEVER GOOD TO BE TRUE

U ALSO GET TO SEE THE LATEST THINGS HIS BEEN WATCHING ON YOUTUBE. He seriously does not know anything else to watch on youtube then to search for "Glo Dancing"

THEN U MUST ALSO HAVE READ ABOUT GIN’S LACK OF UNDERSTANDING OF WHO TAUGHT THEM(click on video links below) TO DANCE!!

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I MEAN SERIOUSLY!!Is it an inborn talent that comes together with girls

OR

Is that what they’ve been doing when they stay in their bedroom and not go out….does that explain why they’re busy at times?

WHO CARES!!Lets all have a good time and watch cause whatever it is, i’m having them on my birthday..Care to dance?

click on the following links:-
i’m satisfied

i’m happy

getting there

gosh she’s big

uhhh,i’m done reading gin’s blog

Back in my junior school days in Sri Inai, many of us were taught and forced to write miniature compositions on very simple topics like My Picnic, My Scoutmaster, My Worst Nightmare(gosh why’d i share things like this when i was small, TRAUMATISING!!), Life as a chicken, My Hobby, My Life, My Family, My Dog and many more for teachers to correct our grammatical mistakes and have a good laugh.

I guess if they had it my way, I would have got the kids to write something more productive on Malaysian products like My2ndHome, My DreamAccount, Myvi, My Love, My girlfriend, My relationship, etc. At least i would have been more creative and not too dumbfounded on such topics when being asked today.

So after 22 years, i’m back to square one. I’m going to write on My Trip with the NICE bus that i used not too long ago.

For those of you who has never heard of the NICE BUS, its a luxury bus where u pay more for better comfort as oppose to an ordinary bus. Its RM58 to be exact from Penang to Kuala Lumpur (KTM old railway station). An average bus would be half the price.

Now i would have taken the average bus. But then just like any other poor people, i try to differ myself from the poverty line and be the rich and famous.(meaning show off when i dun have money in the pocket)

So, What better way to make myself look poorer richer, gain the respect i need that i’m rich, than to join them(rich ppl) on a more nice comfortable bus which happens to be the NICE BUS.

Of course we can leave out the competition with the ultra rich ppl who drives super fast cars like the BMW M5’s and boast their shortest arrival time to KL.

I’m poor OK!! WE HAVE A LIMIT!!THE NICE BUS IS AS FAR AS I GO!!

So, I bought a ticket for myself. At least its called a TICKET. A nicely printed ticket!

What do you do with the ticket? Well you board the bus with it.

Now, i’m going to show u what rich ppl experience when they go to KL with the NICE Bus.

They have a mini kitchen. With a fridge of course. With a mini microwave of course. With a detachable trolley to serve drinks of course. With a sink that does not need to be used of course.

That’s where the Bus Captain seats. He proudly drives the bus. Just incase if u’re bored..You can have a nice karoake session with the people on the bus. Don’t get the driver involved though.

That’s how the comfy seat looks like. With the usual curtains at the side.

The rest of the seats.

Then of course, u’ve gotta have the screen baby!!! Don’t bother what time i left ok. The time is screwed. Rich ppl dun look at the clock there. They have Rolex and stuff that they rather depend for time.

There was also food and drinks. We were served coffee and tea as well. That was my lunch mind u!!

Then came the questions of how comfortable a bus can be.

Unsatisfied BMW M5 Guy: Got seat next to hot girl arr?

gin: Nope!Unfortunately! But I’m sure the trip would have felt shorter if there was one. (I was going to post up a picture of a girl, but sigh…i’ll give it a rest this time..hehe..)

Unsatisfied BMW M5 Guy: Got Toilet or not?

I looked back from the place i was seating and at first i was thinking, HEY THAT’S CRAP ISN’T IT!! What if i really need to go to the toilet!!I’m sure one-stop between 4 hours is not going to help deter mother nature from spilling it all out.

Then it came to me all of a sudden that its best that we do not have toilets in the NICE Bus if not ANY BUS AT ALL!!

WHY???

Lets just say that Malaysians (whether rich or poor) and Toilets  is a TOTAL FAILURE!!

WE REALLY DON’T WANT TO GO ON A FOUR HOUR RIDE WITH THIS!!

Every year, we simply remind ourselves that we are getting older by holding birthday parties. Before u know it, u’re one year older celebrating your birthday differently, than another again differently, than another differently as well…….

"Now…if u don’t want to think or look that u’re getting old, try not holding parties for everyone to remember that.They don’t remember u don’t remember."

So, a few weeks ago, a friend of mine decided to celebrate her birthday party this year differently by inviting different people.

Take Note: Nope that’s not her.

Amazingly, I was invited to her birthday party this year which i was all along never invited throughout her other differently celebrated birthday parties in her entire life. At my proudest moment, i quickly said YES, DEFINITELY!!!

Take note: I celebrate everybody’s birthday whether u’re female or male.

So, whether u’re an indonesian or Malaysian, or Pakistani, or philipino, or nigerian, or etc…It is customary that we give that person a gift on his or her birthday. To a chinese businessman it is more of a trade off in exchange for feeding u on his birthday. I Spend here i want something back!

Seriously, a gift would not have any meaning if it does not help him/her out throughout their year and not by the way of making sure that he or she will not go broke after spending on their birthday treat.

So, in the last few hours before her birthday party my friend (Hong) and I decided to look for a birthday present in a shopping mall that would be meaningful and useful to her.

Now we could have bought for her cheapo bracelets, cheapo ring, cheapo earrings.

But then, we just couldn accessorize her with cheapoly goods.

WE JUST COULDN DO IT!!…She’s indonesian…She’s too expensive for this kind of stuff. You know how rich indonesians can get. They LIVE in a million dollar condo, own uncountable luxury cars, Must OWN at least a LV BAG, and many more. Cheapo Bracelets?definitely not..

Then, of course we could have thought of importing her lingerie from Victoria Secret which definitely suits the occasion of having a new birthday suit? No matter how good an idea it may sound, we only had a few hours left.

So what else do girls want?

We never wanted to buy another soft toy or teddy bear for her because the gift wouldn be meaningful since it would just join the other miserable soft toys that her admirer’s and ex-boyfriends gave her throughout her entire life.

All of a sudden, it striked us that we finally found the most idealistic present that will be meaningful to her if not girls in general. It never occured to us that women nowadays go through lots of bumpy roads in order to find the perfect one. What better birthday present than to prepare her for that perfect one.

We bought her this.

Definitely 2007 is going to be a meaningful year to her.

Last weekend, was one of my very first weekends in Kuala Lumpur for a very very long time. Yeah!!First seriously!!!

Most of the time, would normally be on weekdays in order to avoid traffic-jams(hopefully) and over-crowded shopping malls. Yeah its crazy, on weekends..Its like the entire population of Kuala Lumpur ends up in shopping malls since its the only leisure time throughout the entire week out of their busy life.

So, since the weekend is also the only leisure time i have left throughout the week, i decided why not go down to Kuala Lumpur and meet up with some friends who should be free as well.

Sadly, things did not turn out as it seems. My phone calls has fallen onto deaf ears.

and another simply gives u the feeling of frustation when u SMS that person, i think many of u go through this..there’s a terrible flaw in the system..

So, that’s about the amount of ppl i know who happens to be pretty close and i actually gave them a call thinking all this while that i could be well entertained back here in KL!!!(just a note, not enduring any hard feelings here,lol..)

GUESS I WAS WRONG THINKING PEOPLE WERE FREE ON SATURDAY IN KL….So like any other single man who has nothing to do here in KL, I decided to go to Wan Utama and spend my entire Saturday without friends.

Walking aimlessly, i bumped into Dawn who works for NTV7. NOT KNOWING HOW BIG KL IS and HOW ALIEN I AM IN THIS PART OF MALAYSIA, I met somebody i know. Though not that close, but at least things got better. I’m not that alone in KL!!

She was there for an event organized by NTV7 to choose girls(models) for a tv show called DEAL OR NO DEAL.

Not knowing what the show is about, all i did was take a picture of the contestants where 6 of them would end up on this TV show. For the sake of Dawn, i shall add this. "Some of the girls out there were purportedly fixed to be in the competition  because they know some top fellars to get them there.."

AEH WHERE GOT FAIR!!!

ABDULLAH BADAWI!!corruption here aeh…

Then, in the same shopping mall, i ended up bumping into Serena. I mean how GOOD CAN IT GET!!I thought i was gonna walk around Wan Utama without knowing anybody.

In the entire big city of KL and  i actually bumped into two friends whom i did not call!!JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!

With all attempts failed to go out with any of the close friends i know from KL, i was left to go out with my sister at night. What’s KL if u’ve not experienced its night life rite? Happening as she may seem, she invited me to join her at VELVET UNDERGROUND together with her friends!!

CLUBBING WITH MY SISTER???weird man…its just weird..we’ve never been clubbing together before…but guess there was a first time for everything…

So, we parked at a hotel infront of zouk.  For the people who has never been to Zouk and is planning to go there, the hotel car park infront of Zouk is RM8. Not too bad for poor people like us since all of us did not have porsche, ferraris, or lambos, bentley’s, etc.. to park in Zouk. If you’re lucky enough, u can park yer cheap modified Ah Beng Nissan Skyline/ Mitsubishi Evo in Zouk.

So there we were at ZOUK

By 11pm, there was already a queue of clubbers at the entrance.

For those of you who does not know what ZOUK is all about  click here.

Supposedly, Velvet Undergound is a place where the rich and famous son’s and daughters’ who has nothing else to do with money.

Reading about it on its website, i knew poor people like me can’t enter such place. So, what better way to enter a rich and famous place then to go through a rich and famous son rite. RITE!!RITE!!!

So lucky for us, it happened like that. Inside, all i can say is that its a well balanced club. The girls were superbly fiery hot, 0% Ah Bengs, 100% party people, dance floor definitely happening.

Here are some pictures of the inside for some of u.

That’s the DJ Area.

That’s the dance floor with all the balls on top.

And a picture just to prove that i was there as well. Hopefully the back is recognisable to prove its authenticity.

To end it all, i bumped into Pei Ni in Velvet as well. Another friend whom i have not called while i was in KL.

IMAGINE THAT!!Bumped into 3 friends all on a day though not that close but fatedly met. What does that tell you!!!

Despite having all the modern technology we have in the world that makes telecommunication between people so much easier and simpler, I have came to understand how difficult it is to send a simple Happy New Year message to ppl like me to let me know, that people actually do care "my 2007" will turn out to be a happy one.

Not satisfied with the amount of WISHES i got this year, i decided to look for the next "LAMEST" best thing that not any normal person would do to gain some.

Visit Gurney Plaza.

Well the whole reason of myself coming here was because most people actually stick to the traditional way of wishing each other a HAPPY NEW YEAR by way of meeting up face to face.

After walking for sometime around the shopping mall, i began to notice that i do not know that many people to accidentally bump into unless i decide to be a very late reveller from new years eve and simply wish anyone who walks my way.

Definitely not the thing to do. Lame "Keterlaluan Outgoer" maybe but not crazy.

Not knowing what to do, I decided to find a nice place to seat down and drink.

Coming out of Gurney Plaza, I had to decide between two places.

To seat at Coffee Bean/Starbucks/Segas/Etc.. which directs me to go left

or seat at McDonalds/Breeks/Nandos/etc… which directs me to go right

So, I decided to seat at Mcdonalds due to its affordable rates and have its Mcflurry which i did eat for quite some time.

Spoons after spoons of Mcflurry, I found out that besides enjoying the icecream, I was also enjoying myself looking at this peculiar position. Alot and i mean ALOT!! of people kept walking by Mcdonalds. Either they were looking for food or to be seen.

Then it occured to me, What better way to be wished Happy New Year than to see a few if not many hot girls walking pass Mcdonalds(at that time) in which the passage infront will be nicely termed as the GURNEY CAT WALK FROM NOW ON…..

Pretending to be a great and well known blogger from Malaysia(2007 THICK SKIN YEAR), i’d have to wish all my fans out there who reads my blog anonymously or not by wishing all of you

A HAPPY AND WONDERFUL NEW YEAR!!..

Now, of course i would have sent an sms to wish each and every friend of mine rite on new years eve through my phone so that i can make telecommunication companies grow bigger and see myself on Penang Road Begging for money throughout 2007.

Regretfully, I did not do it even if it makes me ethically bad for i’d still like to see more things in this life than just begging for money on the streets on 2007.i mean u don’t want that to happen rite if an sms means so much to u?

So, u would definitely like to know what i did  on new years eve?

Well like all special occasions, we always find a reason/excuse to drink(liquor) and see who gets drunk and talk the most nonsense after the effects of alcohol. For this case, the special occasion would be new years eve.

Just to give a brief idea on the amount of liquor that we drank to carry forward our bad health for 2007.

So we did that and we just DID THAT!!!

Other than that, the rest of the things we did would just simply remain with the friends who went that night to be remembered and cherished for the the many years to come. I’m happy that most of us happily got rid our Bad Luck by drinking them away to make sure 2007 would be a great year for all of us. 

Just to ensure that this blog will remain the same throughout 2007, i shall end with a picture of what this blog has always been about and why some faithful loyal anonymous fans visits this blog and shud keep visiting it this 2007.

This is what one reader told me. "JUST WANT TO SEE THE GIRL PICTURES U POST UP ONLY!!!I DUN READ ONE…"

There this is for u reader!!