Survival of the species

Some time back, i decided to do a maintenance check on myself. Yes..Men do check on themselves once awhile to see whether everything is doing ‘alright’ and in proper order.

One of the most important aspects of maintenance, welll…. is to ensure the survival of the species and to do that is to start by simply

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Guess what???

(The following are pictures that can only be viewed by 18+ and above. If you feel that a man’s private part will damage your life after viewing, please do not go on any further)

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Pic: Not mine ok. I’m clearly healthy.

SHIIITTZZZZ!!!Forget about the rest of the maintenance issue on the checklist!! CLEARLY HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!!
 
Now of course it couldn be a part of my life where my ‘precious’ has been mistaken for a look-a-like could it??

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Could it be that i’ve found no more use for it anymore,

Could it be???The discussion stops here.

Let me tell you what made such a thing happen and how many of you guys out there should watch out. Especially those of you who still wants a future!

ITS THE LAPTOP I’VE BEEN USING ALL THIS WHILE!!

Clearly, i’ve been using the laptop more than any average person should be doing. Its just so portable.

I’ve been using it to put on my lap (definitely where my precious is situated) to do all my work. Most of the time on bed. And when i say work, i mean things like writing blog, etc.. and not what you think it should be.

Unknowingly all this while, the laptop releases so much heat. Not the kind of heat that you feel when a model from victoria secret blows off your birthday cake.

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I’m talking about the real heat guys!!!

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The HEAT over the years has caused so much damage.

So, yesterday, i decided to find a solution to help solve the problem because i always enjoy using my laptop while i’m on bed.

Went to ikea and i saw this.

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Never knew such things existed. (Oh well if i knew earlier, the "destroyed" wouldn have happened rite!!)

Whatever it is, i bought it in order to salvage whats left. Just to share with you guys out there who uses the laptop for longer hours than i do (sometimes u know, gf’s not letting u go off the hook-online,) here’s how the "saviour" looks like..

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Its a hard top. With cushion at the bottom. Why didn ikea came this out any earlier!! From now on, using my laptop while on bed is no longer a problem. At least with the heat.

Good luck to you guys! May this post help mankind.

Take note: Everything going on with me is ok. There was never a maintenance check. I barely have time to even cut my finger nails. lol…

 

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