Just too good to be true

YEAR OF THE BOAR.

Definitely not a cuddly creature….anyway..

Every year i celebrate the New Year TWICE!!

One on January 1st, and this time celebrating the CHINESE new year which is February 18th!

The good thing about the Chinese new year is that we actually earn money through red packets. The only most wondrous way of earning money without actually working!!!

CHEERS TO BEING A CHINESE!!

So definitely Chinese New year should more appreciated than the actual new year(JAN1) itself. ISN’T IT??

MAKES SENSE RITE!! Of course it makes sense when some people like myself have to depend on the red ang pow’s to keep away from hunger throughout the year.

Anyway, i came across an article of what the year of the boar is all about and thought maybe i should share with you guys.

The boar is believed to be the laziest and considered
  to be very slow of the 12 creatures in the Chinese zodiac, so lazy that it ended
  up last in the rotating cycle of animal signs. But that doesn’t mean that the
  coming Year of the Fire Boar, which starts on Feb. 18, will be an uneventful
  one.

The year of the fire boar will bring some remarkable developments,
  both positive and negative, according to feng shui expert Marites Allen. The
  same as with any year, some businesses will prosper in 2007, while some will
  not be so lucky.
  Certain individuals will also be luckier than others, depending on what animal
  sign they were born in and even the time and date of their births.
 
  Allen noted that the Year of the Fire Boar was described by clashing elements,
  fire and water, with water being an element natural to the boar. According to
  Allen, president of the World of Feng Shui Inc, this could mean conflict and
  even tragedies and illnesses.
 
  She also noted that the Year of the Fire Boar did not contain spring, which
  the Chinese consider a lucky season as spring connotes new life or beginnings.
 
  While the Year of the Fire Dog last year started on Jan. 29, the coming Year
  of the Fire Boar starts on Feb. 18, well after Feb. 3 to 5 which is the start
  of spring in the Chinese lunar calendar. "Last year, we had a double spring–one
  at the start of the year and another one at the tail end of the year, this coming
  February," Allen explained.
 
  "However the coming Year of the Fire Boar does not have spring at all,"
  she said. This does not promise well for the coming year, she said.
 
  As if the absence of spring were not enough, Allen said the illness star dominates
  the Year of the Fire Boar. "This means that there’s a strong susceptibility
  to illnesses and diseases. There are strong indications that there may be outbreaks,"
  she said in an interview. Despite these indications, however, the spread of
  diseases, even fatal ones, can be prevented, she said.
 
  People should take the precautions to avoid getting sick–get enough rest, stick
  to a healthy diet, and exercise regularly.

More Tragedies

  Aside from possible outbreaks of diseases, the Year of the Fire Boar, with its
  conflicting elements, could also bring tragedies, particularly air and sea disasters.
  She said the conflicting elements of water could mean aircraft or shipping-related
  accidents.
 
  Allen said that last year, feng shui analysis indicated "land tragedies"
  at the start and end of the year.
 
  "We had that landslide in Leyte near the start of the year. We also considered
  the stampede in Ultra as a land tragedy. Then at the end of the year, there
  was Mayon Volcano, plus the typhoons," she said.

Quarrelsome Patriarchs

  The Year of the Fire Boar may also see patriarchs being the less tolerant member
  of any relationship: the husband or wife, family members and even the leader
  of a country.
 
  "The hostile number 3 may bring legal problems and plenty of misunderstandings.
  Husbands will be a lot less tolerant in 2007. There will be quarrels and irritations
  with serious outcomes," Allen said.

Business to enter and shun

  She said businesses falling under the metal and earth industries have "great
  potential to harness the prosperity luck." Lucky businesses include airlines,
  vehicle- and computer-related industries, mining and real estate, buildings
  and other infrastructure-related industries.
 
  Businesses that would face challenges are those that use a lot of fire and electricity,
  including restaurants and the entertainment industry, she said.

Lucky, Unlucky Signs

  People born under certain animal signs will fare better than others. Those born
  in the years of the Horse, Sheep and Monkey will be in for a good 2007, said
  Allen.
 
  The sheep will be "truly blessed with good fortune and luck," the
  monkey will have a "fruitful" year with numerous wealth-making opportunities
  and much luck in lotteries.
 
  There will be plenty of opportunities and good luck for the horse and people
  born under this sign will be able to make their dreams come true in 2007.
 
  The rabbit will continue to have an "energetic" year, with some risk
  of physical and emotional breakdown if not enough rest is taken.
  The tiger, rooster and dragon will see their luck improve in 2007 compared with
  2006.
 
  The rat, ox, snake, dog and boar will not be as lucky in the Year of the Fire
  Boar. The rat will experience poor health and financial loss, while the dog
  will have a mediocre year, with many petty squabbles and other stressful situations.
 
  The ox, being in the "afflicted" northeast sector in the year of the
  fire boar, will not have such a smooth year and should take care not to be swayed
  by anyone.
 
  In conflict with the boar is the snake, which means the coming year of the fire
  boar will not be very good for people born under this sign. Those under the
  snake sign should be careful whom they trust and should always choose their
  words carefully.
 
  The boar itself is not seen to be very lucky this year, due mainly to the conflicting
  elements of fire and water. 

Conflicting Beliefs

  Allen is a practitioner not just of Chinese astrology but of feng shui, the
  whole Chinese belief system involving a mix of geographical, religious, philosophical,
  mathematical, aesthetic and astrological ideas. According to her, feng shui
  is "not superstition, not religion, not magic."
 
  "We do a lot of research and our analysis is based on scientific calculations,"
  she said. But even some ethnic Chinese do not themselves believe in feng shui.
 
  "For me, good feng shui is not about arranging beds and desks or having
  that yellow cat with a moving arm on the cash desk. It’s about feeling good
  about the place. If you enter a building and it feels creepy, I wouldn’t want
  to stay in that building for too long," said Robina Gokongwei-Pe, of the
  prominent Gokongwei business clan.
 
  "And if you’re referring to the wart-infested green frog biting a gold
  coin or the yellow cat with a moving arm that’s trying to say, ‘money come,
  money come,’ no, we don’t use that at home nor the office. Mainly because they
  don’t match my furniture!" she added.

SO, TOO MUCH TO READ???I bet u did not read it!!!

Anyway, i would like to wish everyone  GONG XI FA CAI! May the year of the Boar hungers me to write more stuff in this blog which i have already missed out for quite some time. Yeah i missed out on my very own blog!

U READ GIN’S BLOG!!!!

U SEE PICTURES HIS BEEN HAVING ALL ALONG ON HIS COMPUTER AND THAT HE CARES TO SHARE THEM ON HIS BLOG..

unknowingly showing how pervertic it may seem

Just to catch some attention…its working rite!rite!

U READ ABOUT HIS ADVENTURES THAT ARE JUST NEVER GOOD TO BE TRUE

U ALSO GET TO SEE THE LATEST THINGS HIS BEEN WATCHING ON YOUTUBE. He seriously does not know anything else to watch on youtube then to search for "Glo Dancing"

THEN U MUST ALSO HAVE READ ABOUT GIN’S LACK OF UNDERSTANDING OF WHO TAUGHT THEM(click on video links below) TO DANCE!!

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I MEAN SERIOUSLY!!Is it an inborn talent that comes together with girls

OR

Is that what they’ve been doing when they stay in their bedroom and not go out….does that explain why they’re busy at times?

WHO CARES!!Lets all have a good time and watch cause whatever it is, i’m having them on my birthday..Care to dance?

click on the following links:-
i’m satisfied

i’m happy

getting there

gosh she’s big

uhhh,i’m done reading gin’s blog

Back in my junior school days in Sri Inai, many of us were taught and forced to write miniature compositions on very simple topics like My Picnic, My Scoutmaster, My Worst Nightmare(gosh why’d i share things like this when i was small, TRAUMATISING!!), Life as a chicken, My Hobby, My Life, My Family, My Dog and many more for teachers to correct our grammatical mistakes and have a good laugh.

I guess if they had it my way, I would have got the kids to write something more productive on Malaysian products like My2ndHome, My DreamAccount, Myvi, My Love, My girlfriend, My relationship, etc. At least i would have been more creative and not too dumbfounded on such topics when being asked today.

So after 22 years, i’m back to square one. I’m going to write on My Trip with the NICE bus that i used not too long ago.

For those of you who has never heard of the NICE BUS, its a luxury bus where u pay more for better comfort as oppose to an ordinary bus. Its RM58 to be exact from Penang to Kuala Lumpur (KTM old railway station). An average bus would be half the price.

Now i would have taken the average bus. But then just like any other poor people, i try to differ myself from the poverty line and be the rich and famous.(meaning show off when i dun have money in the pocket)

So, What better way to make myself look poorer richer, gain the respect i need that i’m rich, than to join them(rich ppl) on a more nice comfortable bus which happens to be the NICE BUS.

Of course we can leave out the competition with the ultra rich ppl who drives super fast cars like the BMW M5’s and boast their shortest arrival time to KL.

I’m poor OK!! WE HAVE A LIMIT!!THE NICE BUS IS AS FAR AS I GO!!

So, I bought a ticket for myself. At least its called a TICKET. A nicely printed ticket!

What do you do with the ticket? Well you board the bus with it.

Now, i’m going to show u what rich ppl experience when they go to KL with the NICE Bus.

They have a mini kitchen. With a fridge of course. With a mini microwave of course. With a detachable trolley to serve drinks of course. With a sink that does not need to be used of course.

That’s where the Bus Captain seats. He proudly drives the bus. Just incase if u’re bored..You can have a nice karoake session with the people on the bus. Don’t get the driver involved though.

That’s how the comfy seat looks like. With the usual curtains at the side.

The rest of the seats.

Then of course, u’ve gotta have the screen baby!!! Don’t bother what time i left ok. The time is screwed. Rich ppl dun look at the clock there. They have Rolex and stuff that they rather depend for time.

There was also food and drinks. We were served coffee and tea as well. That was my lunch mind u!!

Then came the questions of how comfortable a bus can be.

Unsatisfied BMW M5 Guy: Got seat next to hot girl arr?

gin: Nope!Unfortunately! But I’m sure the trip would have felt shorter if there was one. (I was going to post up a picture of a girl, but sigh…i’ll give it a rest this time..hehe..)

Unsatisfied BMW M5 Guy: Got Toilet or not?

I looked back from the place i was seating and at first i was thinking, HEY THAT’S CRAP ISN’T IT!! What if i really need to go to the toilet!!I’m sure one-stop between 4 hours is not going to help deter mother nature from spilling it all out.

Then it came to me all of a sudden that its best that we do not have toilets in the NICE Bus if not ANY BUS AT ALL!!

WHY???

Lets just say that Malaysians (whether rich or poor) and Toilets  is a TOTAL FAILURE!!

WE REALLY DON’T WANT TO GO ON A FOUR HOUR RIDE WITH THIS!!

Every year, we simply remind ourselves that we are getting older by holding birthday parties. Before u know it, u’re one year older celebrating your birthday differently, than another again differently, than another differently as well…….

"Now…if u don’t want to think or look that u’re getting old, try not holding parties for everyone to remember that.They don’t remember u don’t remember."

So, a few weeks ago, a friend of mine decided to celebrate her birthday party this year differently by inviting different people.

Take Note: Nope that’s not her.

Amazingly, I was invited to her birthday party this year which i was all along never invited throughout her other differently celebrated birthday parties in her entire life. At my proudest moment, i quickly said YES, DEFINITELY!!!

Take note: I celebrate everybody’s birthday whether u’re female or male.

So, whether u’re an indonesian or Malaysian, or Pakistani, or philipino, or nigerian, or etc…It is customary that we give that person a gift on his or her birthday. To a chinese businessman it is more of a trade off in exchange for feeding u on his birthday. I Spend here i want something back!

Seriously, a gift would not have any meaning if it does not help him/her out throughout their year and not by the way of making sure that he or she will not go broke after spending on their birthday treat.

So, in the last few hours before her birthday party my friend (Hong) and I decided to look for a birthday present in a shopping mall that would be meaningful and useful to her.

Now we could have bought for her cheapo bracelets, cheapo ring, cheapo earrings.

But then, we just couldn accessorize her with cheapoly goods.

WE JUST COULDN DO IT!!…She’s indonesian…She’s too expensive for this kind of stuff. You know how rich indonesians can get. They LIVE in a million dollar condo, own uncountable luxury cars, Must OWN at least a LV BAG, and many more. Cheapo Bracelets?definitely not..

Then, of course we could have thought of importing her lingerie from Victoria Secret which definitely suits the occasion of having a new birthday suit? No matter how good an idea it may sound, we only had a few hours left.

So what else do girls want?

We never wanted to buy another soft toy or teddy bear for her because the gift wouldn be meaningful since it would just join the other miserable soft toys that her admirer’s and ex-boyfriends gave her throughout her entire life.

All of a sudden, it striked us that we finally found the most idealistic present that will be meaningful to her if not girls in general. It never occured to us that women nowadays go through lots of bumpy roads in order to find the perfect one. What better birthday present than to prepare her for that perfect one.

We bought her this.

Definitely 2007 is going to be a meaningful year to her.

Last weekend, was one of my very first weekends in Kuala Lumpur for a very very long time. Yeah!!First seriously!!!

Most of the time, would normally be on weekdays in order to avoid traffic-jams(hopefully) and over-crowded shopping malls. Yeah its crazy, on weekends..Its like the entire population of Kuala Lumpur ends up in shopping malls since its the only leisure time throughout the entire week out of their busy life.

So, since the weekend is also the only leisure time i have left throughout the week, i decided why not go down to Kuala Lumpur and meet up with some friends who should be free as well.

Sadly, things did not turn out as it seems. My phone calls has fallen onto deaf ears.

and another simply gives u the feeling of frustation when u SMS that person, i think many of u go through this..there’s a terrible flaw in the system..

So, that’s about the amount of ppl i know who happens to be pretty close and i actually gave them a call thinking all this while that i could be well entertained back here in KL!!!(just a note, not enduring any hard feelings here,lol..)

GUESS I WAS WRONG THINKING PEOPLE WERE FREE ON SATURDAY IN KL….So like any other single man who has nothing to do here in KL, I decided to go to Wan Utama and spend my entire Saturday without friends.

Walking aimlessly, i bumped into Dawn who works for NTV7. NOT KNOWING HOW BIG KL IS and HOW ALIEN I AM IN THIS PART OF MALAYSIA, I met somebody i know. Though not that close, but at least things got better. I’m not that alone in KL!!

She was there for an event organized by NTV7 to choose girls(models) for a tv show called DEAL OR NO DEAL.

Not knowing what the show is about, all i did was take a picture of the contestants where 6 of them would end up on this TV show. For the sake of Dawn, i shall add this. "Some of the girls out there were purportedly fixed to be in the competition  because they know some top fellars to get them there.."

AEH WHERE GOT FAIR!!!

ABDULLAH BADAWI!!corruption here aeh…

Then, in the same shopping mall, i ended up bumping into Serena. I mean how GOOD CAN IT GET!!I thought i was gonna walk around Wan Utama without knowing anybody.

In the entire big city of KL and  i actually bumped into two friends whom i did not call!!JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!

With all attempts failed to go out with any of the close friends i know from KL, i was left to go out with my sister at night. What’s KL if u’ve not experienced its night life rite? Happening as she may seem, she invited me to join her at VELVET UNDERGROUND together with her friends!!

CLUBBING WITH MY SISTER???weird man…its just weird..we’ve never been clubbing together before…but guess there was a first time for everything…

So, we parked at a hotel infront of zouk.  For the people who has never been to Zouk and is planning to go there, the hotel car park infront of Zouk is RM8. Not too bad for poor people like us since all of us did not have porsche, ferraris, or lambos, bentley’s, etc.. to park in Zouk. If you’re lucky enough, u can park yer cheap modified Ah Beng Nissan Skyline/ Mitsubishi Evo in Zouk.

So there we were at ZOUK

By 11pm, there was already a queue of clubbers at the entrance.

For those of you who does not know what ZOUK is all about  click here.

Supposedly, Velvet Undergound is a place where the rich and famous son’s and daughters’ who has nothing else to do with money.

Reading about it on its website, i knew poor people like me can’t enter such place. So, what better way to enter a rich and famous place then to go through a rich and famous son rite. RITE!!RITE!!!

So lucky for us, it happened like that. Inside, all i can say is that its a well balanced club. The girls were superbly fiery hot, 0% Ah Bengs, 100% party people, dance floor definitely happening.

Here are some pictures of the inside for some of u.

That’s the DJ Area.

That’s the dance floor with all the balls on top.

And a picture just to prove that i was there as well. Hopefully the back is recognisable to prove its authenticity.

To end it all, i bumped into Pei Ni in Velvet as well. Another friend whom i have not called while i was in KL.

IMAGINE THAT!!Bumped into 3 friends all on a day though not that close but fatedly met. What does that tell you!!!

Despite having all the modern technology we have in the world that makes telecommunication between people so much easier and simpler, I have came to understand how difficult it is to send a simple Happy New Year message to ppl like me to let me know, that people actually do care "my 2007" will turn out to be a happy one.

Not satisfied with the amount of WISHES i got this year, i decided to look for the next "LAMEST" best thing that not any normal person would do to gain some.

Visit Gurney Plaza.

Well the whole reason of myself coming here was because most people actually stick to the traditional way of wishing each other a HAPPY NEW YEAR by way of meeting up face to face.

After walking for sometime around the shopping mall, i began to notice that i do not know that many people to accidentally bump into unless i decide to be a very late reveller from new years eve and simply wish anyone who walks my way.

Definitely not the thing to do. Lame "Keterlaluan Outgoer" maybe but not crazy.

Not knowing what to do, I decided to find a nice place to seat down and drink.

Coming out of Gurney Plaza, I had to decide between two places.

To seat at Coffee Bean/Starbucks/Segas/Etc.. which directs me to go left

or seat at McDonalds/Breeks/Nandos/etc… which directs me to go right

So, I decided to seat at Mcdonalds due to its affordable rates and have its Mcflurry which i did eat for quite some time.

Spoons after spoons of Mcflurry, I found out that besides enjoying the icecream, I was also enjoying myself looking at this peculiar position. Alot and i mean ALOT!! of people kept walking by Mcdonalds. Either they were looking for food or to be seen.

Then it occured to me, What better way to be wished Happy New Year than to see a few if not many hot girls walking pass Mcdonalds(at that time) in which the passage infront will be nicely termed as the GURNEY CAT WALK FROM NOW ON…..

Pretending to be a great and well known blogger from Malaysia(2007 THICK SKIN YEAR), i’d have to wish all my fans out there who reads my blog anonymously or not by wishing all of you

A HAPPY AND WONDERFUL NEW YEAR!!..

Now, of course i would have sent an sms to wish each and every friend of mine rite on new years eve through my phone so that i can make telecommunication companies grow bigger and see myself on Penang Road Begging for money throughout 2007.

Regretfully, I did not do it even if it makes me ethically bad for i’d still like to see more things in this life than just begging for money on the streets on 2007.i mean u don’t want that to happen rite if an sms means so much to u?

So, u would definitely like to know what i did  on new years eve?

Well like all special occasions, we always find a reason/excuse to drink(liquor) and see who gets drunk and talk the most nonsense after the effects of alcohol. For this case, the special occasion would be new years eve.

Just to give a brief idea on the amount of liquor that we drank to carry forward our bad health for 2007.

So we did that and we just DID THAT!!!

Other than that, the rest of the things we did would just simply remain with the friends who went that night to be remembered and cherished for the the many years to come. I’m happy that most of us happily got rid our Bad Luck by drinking them away to make sure 2007 would be a great year for all of us. 

Just to ensure that this blog will remain the same throughout 2007, i shall end with a picture of what this blog has always been about and why some faithful loyal anonymous fans visits this blog and shud keep visiting it this 2007.

This is what one reader told me. "JUST WANT TO SEE THE GIRL PICTURES U POST UP ONLY!!!I DUN READ ONE…"

There this is for u reader!!

Last night, while writing my blog half way,

My web browser decided to view back to its previous page. By moving back to its previous page, the entire content of what i have written has been totally wiped out. Friendsters blog does not have a feature that would actually prompt me before doing something stupid like simply clearing out what i have written!!

hmmm maybe they found it stupid and needed to wipe it out anyway…hmmm.

GUESS IT SAVED THE FRIENDSTER PEOPLE FROM READING THIS BLOG FOR ANOTHER DAY AND DAMN YOU FRIENDSTERS!!

Whatever it is, i’m still making a point of telling everyone my momo’s experience although this would be my 2nd time writing it. Guess it won’t save you now…

Last friday, i received an invitation from  a club which was posted to my house.POSTED!!!(i’d guess you know what club it is already unless u’re strictly a momo steering wheel momo hand brake momo here momo there  car enthusiast which u don’t have to read on any further)

It was an invitation to a grand opening of club momo’s in PENANG on 8th December 2006.

Now, there are a lot of things that i get invited for poor people like me. Most of the time without invitation cards but mostly through informal phone calls like going to mamak stalls, play racquet games, watch pirated movies, have dinner by the road side, go for "kai kai" around town, etc…

BUT NEVER TO GO CLUBBING THROUGH AN INVITATION CARD FROM THE CLUB ITSELF!!

Looking at the invitation together with my shadow as well,  i asked myself why was i invited?I mean its supposedly to be quite a posh club according to one of my friend.

Looking at my shadow i asked, if i was the snoop dogg of penang, BEING invited from a small club called momo’s shouldn be shocking or unexpected.

or if i was p.diddy, then u better hell make sure that yer card looks way more exclusive than that piece of card board.

OH WELL, i guess driving an exclusive limited edition nissan sunny around town has made me known enough to be invited to this club.

EXCITED I WAS, I DECIDED TO GO AND HOPEFULLY RECEIVE VIP TREATMENT THAT COMES TOGETHER WITH THIS CARD. TO BE ENSURED THAT I WOULD ENJOY MY CLUBBING NIGHT HERE AS OPPOSE TO A CLUB CALLED GLO THAT WE HAVE BEEN GOING FOR THE PAST FREAKING 3 YEARS!!!

Take note: i did not bring my camera along. regretfully i will not be able to be one of the first people to post up pictures of my clubbing nite in momo’s or prove that i was actually there. But i really did…Really!!

As i was walking towards the momo’s entrance, i found out that every freaking ah beng was hopping around like santa clause entering the club holding one of this cards which at the end was not required. From that moment on, the card itself has lost its exclusivity.

Entering the club, there were some good and lots of bad points to me. The good thing about the club is that it has a proper dance floor and Lots of proper seating place by the side. The bad part is that the music is bad and the drinks are expensive for poor ppl like me. When i say music is bad its because none of us felt attached to the music to do what we’re suppose to be doing there, clubbing! We felt more like leaving. A jug of beer is priced at RM49 when a jug of beer at Segas (right opposite the club) is half that price.

YES YES!!WHEN WE GO CLUBBING WE SHOULD BE WILLING TO SPEND!!BUT DON’T U THINK ITS SMARTER TO GO OUTSIDE AND GET A CHEAPER DRINK AND COME BACK?? AND SO WE DID THAT!!!

So, not being entertained properly in the club with its music and in addition to that with its transsexual performances imported from the club GLO itself, i decided to look for the next form of entertainment in the club to make myself look like i was enjoying myself. TELEVISION!!!

AND GUESS WHAT THEY WERE DISPLAYING!!a few examples…

THIS IS HOW THEY CLUB IN MOMO’S SINGAPORE!!!MY FRIEND CARYN SAYS ITS NORMAL OVER THERE!!!DON’T YOU JUST WANT TO CLUB IN MOMO’S SINGAPORE AND NOT HERE!!!

NOT FOR ME, I GUESS ITS BACK TO GLO AGAIN for future clubbing which i normally go once in a blue moon…

There are many times when one of my friends would remind me "kan li mian bu kan wai mian" when it comes to women. (yes yes, my mandarine is rusty if not very very rusty, if not pure rubbish and oh welll…its suppose to mean look inside and not outside)

Other than that would be "just try la". When it goes wrong, u can always turn back(which means break-up).

Now, trying is of course not a problem if you are only allowed or given the chance to do so knowing full well that some of us are simply distasteful to woman.

Like how woman would run away when they see a rat and is ok with a nice looking mouse. Now which woman would want all her future kids looking like rats.

haha…These are nice looking ones…Try looking at the rats located in PULAU TIKUS, PENANG.

So, coming back to the competition filled up with all my imaginary ideas, there was one thing i forgot to do which is to read the entry criteria. I have already missed the boat because i had to be a malaysian full time student representing a local univeristy/college which i’m already not. Its sad because i’ve not been able to test out how business minded i really am or how successful i will be in this life time..DAMN!!!

Bye VANESSA!!!!!!ok guys i shall not bring her up any more…i know its getting sickening…yes yes i noticed…

Hmmm…Now that the competition is over for me, I have to look back and see whether any of my two ideas in my last post are commercially viable and original to be worked on which is the "walk the talk part".

Idea 1

Safety Helmet with Airbag

My Friend insists that i share with you what was the initial idea and how i came about it. What i’ve left out is that this safety air bag for motorcycles secures the head only and not the rest of the body because to me, the head is far important than any other parts of the body. Some may find it funny because the Head is supposedly the second most important part after the "third leg". Well, laugh all you want, but i made a small research and found out that this idea is not original anymore because somebody has already patented it. Yup, visit this link and u’ll get the whole list of helmet patents.

There’s also a photography image on how the airbag from the helmet would deploy when/before an accident happens. Its just before time that the air bag can cover more "sensitive" areas of the body to help prevent motorists that feels there is nothing else to live for without their third leg.

No matter how much effort we put in to save more lives, the helmet airbag that covers the head alone is not good enough among the motorist world making it not commercially viable. They’d rather die than live another day without the most "important thing" which is of course definitely true.

Idea 2

Bra’s that ease women in breastfeeding

WHAT DOES A MEN KNOW ABOUT A BRA???

HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW THAT ITS BEEN IN THE MARKET FOR YEARS!!!

We’d better leave this part to the women unless u decide to grow one to help in breastfeeding. DAMN!!

For the next two weeks, i will be attempting a competition that tests out how business minded i can really get or how successful i will be in this life time because lets face it, not all of us were born to be bosses of multi-national companies but instead working our ass off every week-day from 9am-5pm

The competition is the HSBC Young Entrepreneur Award.

Yes Yes! Entrepreneur is nothing new if you’ve been mixing alot with the friends i mix with. Most of them have high successful rates of being the next millionaires of our time which pretty much makes me rather small around the group. Pity the fact that i’ve not been blessed with ideas that can make me join the ranks of these entrepreneurs. By saying this, i’ve definitely dashed my chances of marrying or meeting up with beautiful girls like vanessa hudgens.DAMN!!

Just a small note here: For some of you girls out there who feels that u’re not made out to work but rather enjoy the pleasures of life from what yer future husband can give you, don’t look elsewhere for love, take love as a job to secure your future with these friends(entrepreneurs) i mix with. Tell me if u need their msn, hp, or any form of communication to get things moving. Most of them are successful single men who are already working on their ideas or should i say profiteering from them.

Coming back to the competition, all you’d have to do is just write a business idea that is totally original(definitely no worries here, wait till u see my ideas coming up), and that its got commercial viability which is definitely very important or not how to make money!!!

SO!!WHAT HAVE I GOT TO LOSE!!

Instead of spending my time sitting at mamak stalls talking with friends on how i’m going to open my non-existent future night club filled with selected well-dressed BEAUTIFUL women filling 70% of the club and selected men for the balance(which would be my friends and other entrepreneurs), i could better use that time and write my business idea.

So, definitely by now, u must be thinking what kind of ideas have i got stored, dreaming i will succeed and win this competition.

Well, let me name a few ideas so that u can have a bigger picture of why i wasn’t blessed with ideas that let me join the ranks of these millionaire entrepreneurs.

Take note: This ideas are firstly my ideas. So copyright is in order. Secondly, most of this ideas were brought out all of a sudden due to hyperglycemic reaction from the Teh ais and roti Tisu in mamak stalls.

Idea 1:

Safety air bag for motorcycles.

We all know how many people get killed riding this two wheeled vehicle every year.Plenty rite! Even if you don’t get killed, u would end up seriously injured. So, we know there are air-bags in cars. Why not motorcycles!! Don’t ask me how’s it going to work…..or a inflatable bag that will cover up the entire motorcycle before impact just like the one in James Bond:the world is not enough. I’m not too sure whether this would help eradicate the annoying low-life mat rempits.

Idea 2:

Bra’s that ease women in breast-feeding.

I will tell u how we got into this topic next time. Its not that we’re pervertic. Just wanting to help a situation that can help millions of women out there who gives birth to future generations.

Definitely not to ease this kind of purpose.

So, there u have it. My ideas for winning the competition.

Got the picture why i wasn’t blessed with ideas to be a successful entrepreneur?Think i got a chance for this competition??We will see….Until then, its 9 to 5pm everyday dreaming on when i will build my own palace.